Biggus
01-25-2015, 06:07 AM
BRAZIL 1970
The Brazil side was
The best I’ve ever seen
They were the best
Team that’s ever been
Pele, Rivelino and
Jairzinho, Holy Trinity
Of the Champions
In Nineteen seventy
IF YOU WERE TO TRAIN QUASIMODO
If you were to train Quasimodo
For an American footballer game
The result of training would be
The Halfback of Notre Dame
DOWN AT THE STABLES
Down at the stables
We have a dirty phone caller
Who we have nicknamed
The hoarse Whisperer
A PHYSICAL JERK
I never take any form
Of physical exercise
I don’t want to be fit
If I see a jogger with
A smile on their face
Then I might try it
ONE OF MY TEACHERS IS A RUNNER
One of my teachers is a runner
He does it fanatically
But I don’t have him for PE
I have him for Jog-raphy
CINDERELLA’S TEAM IS BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE # 1
Cinderella’s team is bottom of the league
They’re even lower than the bumpkins
But it’s obvious why they struggle
Because the team coach is a pumpkin
A STRIKER AND A MAGICIAN
A striker and a magician
Clearly have in common
An almost instinctive ability
To do hat tricks effectively
FOGHORN LEGHORN
Foghorn Leghorn
Was sent off the field today
The referee claimed
It was for persistent fowl play
BIMBETTE ENTERED A SWIMMING COMPETITION
Bimbette entered a swimming competition
In the breast stroke much to her alarm
She came last and claimed she was cheated
As the other swimmers used their arms
WORLD CUP FINAL 2014
In big games teams are too afraid
To lose, which is a sin
So just throw caution to the wind
And go for the win
THE FOOTBALL ISN’T UP TO MUCH
The football isn’t up to much
We are all sensing doom
At half time the directors
Go off to the bored room
The Brazil side was
The best I’ve ever seen
They were the best
Team that’s ever been
Pele, Rivelino and
Jairzinho, Holy Trinity
Of the Champions
In Nineteen seventy
IF YOU WERE TO TRAIN QUASIMODO
If you were to train Quasimodo
For an American footballer game
The result of training would be
The Halfback of Notre Dame
DOWN AT THE STABLES
Down at the stables
We have a dirty phone caller
Who we have nicknamed
The hoarse Whisperer
A PHYSICAL JERK
I never take any form
Of physical exercise
I don’t want to be fit
If I see a jogger with
A smile on their face
Then I might try it
ONE OF MY TEACHERS IS A RUNNER
One of my teachers is a runner
He does it fanatically
But I don’t have him for PE
I have him for Jog-raphy
CINDERELLA’S TEAM IS BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE # 1
Cinderella’s team is bottom of the league
They’re even lower than the bumpkins
But it’s obvious why they struggle
Because the team coach is a pumpkin
A STRIKER AND A MAGICIAN
A striker and a magician
Clearly have in common
An almost instinctive ability
To do hat tricks effectively
FOGHORN LEGHORN
Foghorn Leghorn
Was sent off the field today
The referee claimed
It was for persistent fowl play
BIMBETTE ENTERED A SWIMMING COMPETITION
Bimbette entered a swimming competition
In the breast stroke much to her alarm
She came last and claimed she was cheated
As the other swimmers used their arms
WORLD CUP FINAL 2014
In big games teams are too afraid
To lose, which is a sin
So just throw caution to the wind
And go for the win
THE FOOTBALL ISN’T UP TO MUCH
The football isn’t up to much
We are all sensing doom
At half time the directors
Go off to the bored room