A Little Bit Of Humour # 112

[Biggus]

THE SNOWMAN STOOD ON HIS LAWN

The snowman stood on his lawn
With a smile across his face
Because the snow blower was
Heading towards his place

CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION

Crime Scene Investigation
Better known as CSI
Has been on the air so long
It should be renamed RSI

MY COUSIN IS A LOOKALIKE

My cousin is a lookalike,
He’s a dead ringer
For Prince Harry Wales
He’s a Doppelginger

TOFU GATEAUX

For my birthday my kids
Bought me a Tofu Gateaux
Which was as much use to me
As a slinky in a bungalow

POLITICIANS PRETEND

Politicians pretend to
Represent the people
But in reality, they
See us merely as Sheople

DON’T REST UPON YOUR LAURELS

Don’t rest upon your laurels
Once you’ve reached top
Because someone on the ladder
Is just waiting for you to drop

IF YOU EAT A BURGER

If you eat a burger
And it gives you the trots
You will probably find
It was horsemeat like as not

MY WIFE AND I ARE FORTUNE TELLERS

My wife and I are fortune tellers
We met at our local dance hall
It was a night to remember and
We fell in love at the crystal ball

HOMELESS SNOWMAN

He was dressed in rags
And made from snow
A poor homeless snowman
A sad lonely snowbo

DIETING TIP # 1

When you are alone
And you eat something
It has no calories, as long
As no one sees a thing

[YesNo]

I liked the snowbo one and how politicians view the electorate the best. I probably wouldnt want the tofu gateau either.

[Biggus]

A wise decision on the Gateau I think.
Thank you