Biggus
10-23-2014, 04:02 AM
I NEVER THOUGHT THE DAY WOULD COME
I never thought the day would come
In fact I would have thought it absurd
When the Football sense of “Brazilian”
Wasn’t the most popular use of the word
THE EBOLA CRISIS IS CAUSING CONCERN
The Ebola crisis is causing concern
And is causing the Americans to fret
And what the people want to know
Is why aren’t their troops there yet
ON HOLIDAY IN THE WEST COUNTRY
On holiday in the West Country,
During a recreational pursuit
I discovered that Plymouth Hoe
Was not a Devonian Prostitute
PLAYING "LA CUCARACHA"
Playing "La Cucaracha"
I hear the chimes call
Come get our hot food
Come one and come all
It’s the cockroach song
Is no one concerned at all?
IT’S YOUR OWN TIME YOU’RE WASTING
“It’s your own time you’re wasting”
But no one listens to the teacher
So when option time came around
I went and signed up for media
SOMETHING HAPPENED AT SCHOOL TODAY
Something happened at school today
Which has shaken us up a bit
We had an issue with the register
As two of our teachers were on it
DON’T EAT ANYTHING FATTY
My doctor said to me
Don’t eat anything fatty
What he meant by that was
Don’t eat anything, fatty
MY DAD THINKS HE’S A CHOCOLATE ORANGE
My dad thinks he’s a chocolate orange
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned
And we have come to the decision
That we should have him sectioned
IF YOU WANT TO SCORE AT SCHOOL
If you want to score at school
Then the person to see
To fulfil all your needs
Is the supply teacher obviously
HAVE YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT?
Have you had an accident?
That you have not recovered from
And has changed your life?
Well next time use a condom
I never thought the day would come
In fact I would have thought it absurd
When the Football sense of “Brazilian”
Wasn’t the most popular use of the word
THE EBOLA CRISIS IS CAUSING CONCERN
The Ebola crisis is causing concern
And is causing the Americans to fret
And what the people want to know
Is why aren’t their troops there yet
ON HOLIDAY IN THE WEST COUNTRY
On holiday in the West Country,
During a recreational pursuit
I discovered that Plymouth Hoe
Was not a Devonian Prostitute
PLAYING "LA CUCARACHA"
Playing "La Cucaracha"
I hear the chimes call
Come get our hot food
Come one and come all
It’s the cockroach song
Is no one concerned at all?
IT’S YOUR OWN TIME YOU’RE WASTING
“It’s your own time you’re wasting”
But no one listens to the teacher
So when option time came around
I went and signed up for media
SOMETHING HAPPENED AT SCHOOL TODAY
Something happened at school today
Which has shaken us up a bit
We had an issue with the register
As two of our teachers were on it
DON’T EAT ANYTHING FATTY
My doctor said to me
Don’t eat anything fatty
What he meant by that was
Don’t eat anything, fatty
MY DAD THINKS HE’S A CHOCOLATE ORANGE
My dad thinks he’s a chocolate orange
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned
And we have come to the decision
That we should have him sectioned
IF YOU WANT TO SCORE AT SCHOOL
If you want to score at school
Then the person to see
To fulfil all your needs
Is the supply teacher obviously
HAVE YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT?
Have you had an accident?
That you have not recovered from
And has changed your life?
Well next time use a condom