Biggus
09-04-2014, 03:58 AM
GREY HAIR IS NOT A GLORIOUS CROWN
Grey hair is not a glorious crown
Worn by a righteous life
But an unwillingness to buy dye
On the part of my wife
WHEN I WALKED INTO THE ROOM
When I walked into the room
I can’t describe the mess
I thought it had been burgled
It’s because he’s a student I guess
A MAN WAS TALKING TO AN ACQUAINTANCE
A man was talking to an acquaintance
About the level of maintenance
Required on the average dwelling
Guttering, painting and gardening
The list was endless on their houses
And they admired the work of their spouses
MY HUSBAND HAS LOST THE PLOT
My husband has lost the plot
It’s the worst he’s been so far
He tried to change the TV
Channel with a chocolate bar
I'VE NEVER REALLY DOUBTED YOUR AGE
I've never really doubted your age
But don’t think of it as old age
You were just born ahead of your time!
Way, way, way ahead of your time
CLASSIC, GENUINE AND UNIQUE
They all seem to describe you
As classic, genuine and unique
But what they actually mean is
You’re an original vintage antique
HOMO ERECTUS
When I get up in the morning gloom
I head straight for the bathroom
Although as I emerge from my coma
Straight is perhaps a misnomer
As I begin in a dwarf like state
Like a prehistoric primate
Becoming upright when I can
So I look like the evolution of man
MORAL DILEMMA
Two men were discussing moral issues
Surrounding the dating game
“I didn't sleep with my wife before
We got married” one explained
“Did you?” he asked the other
“I don’t know, what was her name?”
MILESTONE 60 # 3
I know it’s a big one
But remember this please
Age really isn't important
Unless you are cheese
ARE YOU WEARING OLD MAN CLOTHES?
Are you wearing old man clothes?
Why for pity sake old pal
Growing old is mandatory.
But growing up is optional
Grey hair is not a glorious crown
Worn by a righteous life
But an unwillingness to buy dye
On the part of my wife
WHEN I WALKED INTO THE ROOM
When I walked into the room
I can’t describe the mess
I thought it had been burgled
It’s because he’s a student I guess
A MAN WAS TALKING TO AN ACQUAINTANCE
A man was talking to an acquaintance
About the level of maintenance
Required on the average dwelling
Guttering, painting and gardening
The list was endless on their houses
And they admired the work of their spouses
MY HUSBAND HAS LOST THE PLOT
My husband has lost the plot
It’s the worst he’s been so far
He tried to change the TV
Channel with a chocolate bar
I'VE NEVER REALLY DOUBTED YOUR AGE
I've never really doubted your age
But don’t think of it as old age
You were just born ahead of your time!
Way, way, way ahead of your time
CLASSIC, GENUINE AND UNIQUE
They all seem to describe you
As classic, genuine and unique
But what they actually mean is
You’re an original vintage antique
HOMO ERECTUS
When I get up in the morning gloom
I head straight for the bathroom
Although as I emerge from my coma
Straight is perhaps a misnomer
As I begin in a dwarf like state
Like a prehistoric primate
Becoming upright when I can
So I look like the evolution of man
MORAL DILEMMA
Two men were discussing moral issues
Surrounding the dating game
“I didn't sleep with my wife before
We got married” one explained
“Did you?” he asked the other
“I don’t know, what was her name?”
MILESTONE 60 # 3
I know it’s a big one
But remember this please
Age really isn't important
Unless you are cheese
ARE YOU WEARING OLD MAN CLOTHES?
Are you wearing old man clothes?
Why for pity sake old pal
Growing old is mandatory.
But growing up is optional