Celebrity Nudies

[MystyrMystyry]

Have you heard about all the nudie celebrities?
Revealing their bums and wobbly titties
Yep, they've stripped down to their altogether
Now they'll be naked on the net forever

Arguments abound about their artistic valdity
But they're missing the point of fluidity
The human body being seventy percent liquid
Means they're only thirty percent naked

Then there's the photon to photograph issue
The reflected light wouldn't fill a tissue
A bit has been enhanced and rendered in dots
(Useful to obscure the celebrity's spots)

To be truly nude they'd need to go all the way
And run through the streets every day
Til everyone's copped sight of their skeletons
And after we can all eat lamingtons