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Ecurb
07-28-2014, 08:17 PM
I played ice hockey in college. All-conference, all four years.

In the winter of my sophomore year, I started keeping company with the lovely and talented Virginia. She lived in a dorm called Fairchild Hall, and we were both 18 years old. During winter term (independent study, a glorious time for hockey players), her roommate was off campus, so I spent most of my nights in her room at Fairchild. Or was there a room like that one, worn with our whispers, a bare tree dancing darkly outside the window, cold wind blowing in the night? Maybe not. But that's how I remember it.

One night, we were lying in bed, her head pillowed against my chest.

"What are you thinking about, Ecurb?" she cooed.

"Hockey," I said.

"Hockey?"

"Yeah. Sometimes I lie in bed at night fantasizing about hockey. I actually play games in my head, picturing the situations, rehearsing moves and passes, or just feeling the thrill of wheeling up ice, with the puck on my stick."

I was beginning to wax rhapsodic, consumed by my desire to share my innermost feelings. I continued:

"It's just the greatest feeling in the world. The cold, winter air. The sound of the puck against the boards. The shower of ice as you stop or turn! The joy of skating - it's almost like flying, gliding across the ice. God! Just thinking about it is giving me an adrenaline rush! I can hardly keep still. I wish I was out on the ice right now!"

"Fine!" she said. "Out you get!"

"Huh?"

"You're lying here in bed with me, and you wish you were playing hockey!? Out you get!"

I was able to cajole my way back into Virginia’s bed that night. But our relationship was doomed. We broke up a couple of months later when Virginia met a handsome senior who didn't play hockey. I did learn something from Virginia, though. Something about the limits of intimacy; something about the ineffable nature of physical joys; something about the practical value of deceit. It was all part of growing up, I suppose.

Still, to this day, lying in bed at night, I sometimes dream about hockey. I never think about big games, or important goals. I just think of a sheet of fresh ice, and a ragtag group of pick-up players, and showing the puck to the defenseman, before pulling it away as I skate by him. Unfortunately, these daydreams are rare.

I don’t play hockey any more, so usually I'm reduced to daydreaming about golf.

Steven Hunley
07-28-2014, 08:40 PM
Good stuff and unfortunately true to life. Nice conversational style.

Ecurb
07-29-2014, 12:12 PM
Thanks. The story is true, with some minor changes. The reality is that "Virginia" and I continued to go out together until I graduated, two and a half years later (which I changed for some added drama). I saw her again a couple of years ago. I was inducted into my University's sports "hall of fame", and she came to the ceremony, with her husband, looking as beautiful as ever. I was going to tell this story for my induction speech, but (of course) couldn't do so with her and her husband there. She didn't remember the story exactly as I did. However, other people I've told the story to seem to blame Virginia. "Why did she ask you what your were thinking, if she didn't want to know?" they ask.

I don't blame Virginia at all. I'm the butt of the joke, I think, for being such a naive, dumb jock. What the hell was I thinking?

AuntShecky
08-06-2014, 04:52 PM
This was fun to read!

Of course it's a little late now, but maybe you could have enlightened Virginia about the Joy of Hockey, maybe even persuaded her to suit up and try playing it herself. Afterwards, she'd really be convinced when she removed the mask and all the padding -- instantly losing twenty pounds. Eat your heart out, Weight Watchers!

Calidore
08-06-2014, 05:15 PM
This was fun to read!

Of course it's a little late now, but maybe you could have enlightened Virginia about the Joy of Hockey, maybe even persuaded her to suit up and try playing it herself. Afterwards, she'd really be convinced when she removed the mask and all the padding -- instantly losing twenty pounds. Eat your heart out, Weight Watchers!

This will also help if you think she has too many teeth.