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Gilliatt Gurgle
07-20-2014, 08:17 AM
Eight hours on a desolate stretch of highway 380, a rolling grain of sand plied its way west across the vast Llano Estacado eventually blowing into Roswell New Mexico. My son and I were headed to the mother ship for the UFO festival held over the July 4th weekend wondering if this could possibly top last year’s Texas Bigfoot Convention…
http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?74285-Texas-BFCon-2013-(your-feets-too-big)&highlight=

The “incident” occurred in July of 1947 followed by extraterrestrial furor that eventually subsided from the headlines, kind uh like my bowels after gorging on fast food tator-tots back in Throckmorton. Roswellians enjoyed a reprieve for about thirty years until Friedman came along, as in Stanton and today, well; even the street lamps have been abducted.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/nm/NMROSlight_ks02.jpg
From Roadside America.com

We were drawn to the UFO Festival like moths to a flame or better yet, like Patty Greer to Crop Circles. In addition to the normal 4th of July festivities celebrated across the country, Roswell’s 4th includes the migratory arrival of ET buffs, the abducted, “contactees”, lecturer’s, kooks and those like me who feed off the bizarre and take notes.

We attended four presentations by experts in the field of extra terrestrial phenomenon; David Marler Triangular UFO’s-An Estimate of the Situation, Frank Kimbler UFO Crash Artifacts Fact or Fiction and The Roswell Artifacts Update, Thomas Reed Reed Family Abduction and Patty Greer Crop Circles- What Are They Telling Us? (Apparently they told her a lot, this gal was out there!)

Here’s your 3 day pass and some Alien Ale to get started:

(click on thumbnails for larger pic)

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Our first encounter - notes from David Marler’s presentation:
Triangular UFO’s – An Estimation of the Situation
Location: International UFO Museum and Research Center Video Conference room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvSSfLkg-mk

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Here’s a cleaned up, legible version:

Mr. Marler opened with a brief update on Stanton Friedman, who had recently suffered from a heart attack, indicating that he is recovering well. Stanton was slated to attend this year’s event, but had to cancel due to afore mentioned malady. David indicated however, that Mr. Friedman expects to be back next year.
Mr. Marler is passionate about [UFO] archive preservation.
Ran through brief timeline of documented UFO and extra terrestrial events in the U.S.:
• 1953 First “contactee”
• 1957 First documented alien abduction
• 1961 Famous Hill abduction
• 1967 Cattle mutilations; “Lady the Horse”
• 1978 Crop Circles
• 1989 Triangular UFO’s

We’ve transitioned from your [grandpa’s] flying saucers to triangular UFO’s.
“The Belgian Wave” personal aside- let us pause a moment to consider the likely influence from the national drink
This coming fall, the Smithsonian Channel will present a documentary about the F-16 pilot encounter with a triangular UFO.

Examples of triangular UFO’s outside the U.S:
• Mid 1960’s newspaper headline from the U.K.; “Mystery Triangles Over North”
• 1957 Wave of triangular UFO’s over Denmark Aside-Sputnik anyone? Coupled with the northern lights and Akvavit
In some instances, could have been B-2 bomber
“MUFON” – (Mutual UFO Network)
“The Aurora Program”
Aside- at about this time wafts of rancid odor began drifting our way periodically. As it turned out, the odor was emanating from a plus size woman sitting next to me. The odor is best likened to the smell of a damp towel used to dry a wet dog in August, in Texas, wadded up and allowed to ferment in the dirty laundry pile.

“Project Blue Book”
November 11, 1980 Kansas & Missouri wave
Hudson Valley wave 1983-1986
1997 “Phoenix Lights Case”
“Flying Saucer Review”
Omar Fowler sighting in the U.K. Triangular UFO with three bright lights, one at each point.
(Refer to the sketch below with my hand written notes)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl8Nr-gOqjU

Next installment: Patty Greer and crop circles

MystyrMystyry
07-21-2014, 07:40 AM
Whoa! :)

The Atheist
07-22-2014, 04:45 AM
Here’s your 3 day pass and some Alien Ale to get started:

Outstanding!

More pics needed.

YesNo
07-22-2014, 08:21 AM
The Alien beer looks dark enough that I might find it worth trying.

Also, a triangular shape does seem to give these sightings more credibility.

papayahed
07-22-2014, 09:38 AM
Dude! Thats cool!

Gilliatt Gurgle
07-26-2014, 10:03 AM
Haha, thanks for taking a look, glad you enjoyed it.
A few pics as requested before we delve into the circle of life:

A common Gray, one of three included with a diorama inside the museum:

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My son (yellow shirt) conversing with Thomas Reed of the famous Reed family abduction:

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Overall view inside the museum includes guest speakers at their stations, hawking books and answering questions between presentations:

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Patty Greer - “Crop Circles - What Are They Telling Us”

“See me
Feel me
Touch me
Heal me”
Pete Townshend-The Who

Notes pages 1 and 2:

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Summary:
Mercury fillings poisoned her. Patty discovered the healing powers of crop circles (CC’s)
She’s been laying around in CC’s since 2004.
Orb – monitor incident. Patty shut down her computer, but lo and behold a blue orb remained on the screen. aside – I bet it was an old CRT monitor
Patty has produced a few award winning movies.


Notes pages 3 and 4:

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Summary:
Crop circles are made by Orbs
Patty thinks we’re being mislead by the scientists and others who claim that CC’s are human creations.
During one of her CC orgies, a black helicopter arrived to monitor her actions. Patty felt she was “marked”.
CC’s often point to ancient Druid sites

The [drunken] Belgian connection
During one of her healing visits a truck pulled up and two Belgian men fell out of it ostensibly from witnessing “orange balls of light” (orbs) in the process of making a CC. Aside – here in Texas when two fellas fall out of a truck it is typically followed by a few bottles
The orbs included a portal opening on the side from which, dozens of smaller lights were vomited out. See sketch.
A Belgian family arrived that included a five year old girl. The girl talked to one of the CC orbs.
End of the Belgian connection

The ET’s did not believe Donald Rumsfeld when 2.3 Trillion dollars went missing. Aside – I wasn’t clear on where this was going. I guess the ET’s claim he pocketed the money

Notes pages 5 and 6
A discovery from Coleridge that I found fitting:
An Angel Visitant
Within these circling hollies woodbine-clad
Beneath this small blue roof of vernal sky
How warm, how still! Tho’ tears should dim my eye,
Yet will my heart for days continue glad,
For here, my love, thou art, and here I am!

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Summary:
In 1977 the TV’s in England were taken over by “the voice of Gramaha”, he/she/it was part of the “Asta Gallactic Command”.
Patty believes that some CC patterns depict the propulsion system used by the from the ET’s spacecraft.
Some dude recreated the patterns on his computer, applied color leading him to believe we are seeing the bottom of the spacecraft.
“They are being patient with us”
“Giving us information to advance our consciousness”
The ET’s did not want her to interview farmer Carlson aside – count your blessings old man
Patty walked through a CC and discovered she was covered in tarantula’s
The ET’s are avoiding America


Notes Page 7:

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Summary:

Monsanto is “Monsatan”!
Monsanto is poisoning the crops, the ET’s are pissed.
Patty believes the ET’s are going to “take it up a notch”
“The New Earth Nation”


As I left the conference room, Strawberry Fields Forever came to mind…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nehRB1FTeTo

YesNo
07-26-2014, 02:40 PM
Why are the aliens frowning?

Gilliatt Gurgle
07-27-2014, 08:39 AM
Why are the aliens frowning?

You noticed that too, I believe they were disappointed with the dire, featureless landscape where they ended up ditching the craft.
Had the aliens managed to veer a few miles to the south, they would have ended up in the wonderful little hamlet of Capitan nestled in the shadow of the Capitan Mountains. See "Smokey the Bear"

Moriarty, to the NW, would have been a good choice too where they could have chowed down on the best huevos rancheros this side of the asteroid belt.

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btw - I recently learned that Moriarty is also the home of Sierra Blanca brewing that produces Alien Ale

YesNo
07-27-2014, 01:51 PM
That Alien Ale only got an "okay" rating at Beer Advocate: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3239/18878/

Was it any good?

Paulclem
07-27-2014, 02:11 PM
Fantastic Gil. I'm enjoying your posting and dedication to the pursuit of truth.

Gilliatt Gurgle
07-27-2014, 04:33 PM
That Alien Ale only got an "okay" rating at Beer Advocate: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3239/18878/

Was it any good?

"okay" is the perfect word to describe my taste rating.
As for the color, I would rate that higher.
Right now I'm having Abbey Leffe and must say, it is having a greater impact.


Fantastic Gil. I'm enjoying your posting and dedication to the pursuit of truth.

Thanks Paul, I'm always willing to take one for the team.
I wish I could share something on the Reed Family Abduction, but as it turns out, the Thomas Reed lecture coincided with the Greer Crop Circle lecture. My son attended the Reed presentation and he forgot his notepad!

Paulclem
07-27-2014, 05:26 PM
"okay" is the perfect word to describe my taste rating.
As for the color, I would rate that higher.
Right now I'm having Abbey Leffe and must say, it is having a greater impact.



Thanks Paul, I'm always willing to take one for the team.
I wish I could share something on the Reed Family Abduction, but as it turns out, the Thomas Reed lecture coincided with the Greer Crop Circle lecture. My son attended the Reed presentation and he forgot his notepad!

I am in awe of your dedication to these essential conferences Gil.

I'm currently drinking a Polish beer supplied by my son - Tyskie. It is rather strong and is not unlike Stella.