Biggus
07-16-2014, 05:43 AM
ARE YOU WEARING A COCKED HAT?
Are you wearing a cocked hat?
With red, white and blue on
I hope you’re going to a party
And you don’t think you’re Napolean
JOHN BERCOW
John Bercow has
Got on his high horse
Regarding height-ism
Well I say high horse
I LOVE FOOT PUMPS
I love foot pumps
I think they are really neat
And are particularly good
If you have flat feet
ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR BY ALL MEANS
Enjoy your birthday this year by all means
Don’t do anything embarrassing at the do
After all you don't have quite as much time
Left to live this one down as you used to.
ECONOMICAL WITH THE TRUTH
She tells everyone
She’s not even thirty
She’s cute and curvy
Flirty and quirky
Hot and spicy
Pert and perky
A little bit saucy
A little bit dirty
But she must be
Five and thirty
HORSE MEAT BURGERS
Horse meat burgers
Are healthier by far
They’re lower in fat
But high in Shergar
IN WHICH DIRECTION WILL THE SUN RISE TODAY
“In which direction will the sun rise today?”
At first her question was met with silence
But he explained it always rose in the east
She said “I can’t keep up with all that science”
ROSES ARE RED
Roses are red
Apples are fruity
Show us your tatt
I bet it’s a beauty.
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 331
Needles and pins
Needles and pins
When a man marries
His life begins.
Buttons and bows
Buttons and bows
When she marries
Her workload grows
MILESTONE 60 # 2
Ok I have to admit it, it’s only fair
I do tend to fall asleep in the chair
But my snoring is really not that bad
Just wait until you’re old like your dad
I UNDERSTAND THAT GETTING OLD TODAY
I understand that getting old today
Can be quite scary, at first anyway
But what's it like now would you say?
ARE YOU WEARING A WIZARD’S HAT?
Are you wearing a wizard’s hat?
Just like they do at Hogwarts
But it’s not really appropriate
For when you’re playing sports
Are you wearing a cocked hat?
With red, white and blue on
I hope you’re going to a party
And you don’t think you’re Napolean
JOHN BERCOW
John Bercow has
Got on his high horse
Regarding height-ism
Well I say high horse
I LOVE FOOT PUMPS
I love foot pumps
I think they are really neat
And are particularly good
If you have flat feet
ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR BY ALL MEANS
Enjoy your birthday this year by all means
Don’t do anything embarrassing at the do
After all you don't have quite as much time
Left to live this one down as you used to.
ECONOMICAL WITH THE TRUTH
She tells everyone
She’s not even thirty
She’s cute and curvy
Flirty and quirky
Hot and spicy
Pert and perky
A little bit saucy
A little bit dirty
But she must be
Five and thirty
HORSE MEAT BURGERS
Horse meat burgers
Are healthier by far
They’re lower in fat
But high in Shergar
IN WHICH DIRECTION WILL THE SUN RISE TODAY
“In which direction will the sun rise today?”
At first her question was met with silence
But he explained it always rose in the east
She said “I can’t keep up with all that science”
ROSES ARE RED
Roses are red
Apples are fruity
Show us your tatt
I bet it’s a beauty.
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 331
Needles and pins
Needles and pins
When a man marries
His life begins.
Buttons and bows
Buttons and bows
When she marries
Her workload grows
MILESTONE 60 # 2
Ok I have to admit it, it’s only fair
I do tend to fall asleep in the chair
But my snoring is really not that bad
Just wait until you’re old like your dad
I UNDERSTAND THAT GETTING OLD TODAY
I understand that getting old today
Can be quite scary, at first anyway
But what's it like now would you say?
ARE YOU WEARING A WIZARD’S HAT?
Are you wearing a wizard’s hat?
Just like they do at Hogwarts
But it’s not really appropriate
For when you’re playing sports