Biggus
07-10-2014, 03:58 AM
BRAZIL ARE OUT - 2014
Brazil are out
But nobody figured
They’d be well
And truly Müllered
STAR STRUCK
A contagion struck down
Quentin Tarantino
Now he’s in the hospital
In a tent in quarantino
ARE YOU WEARING A TRICORN HAT?
Are you wearing a tricorn hat?
It looks quite comfortable
I hope you’re going to a party
And you don’t think you’re John Bull
THE LATEST FOOD SCANDAL
The latest food scandal
Has been the subject of scorn
When Veggie burgers were
Found to contain uni quorn
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 17
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make me glum
For example
Hamburgers = Shergars Bum
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 330
If wishes were horses,
Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches,
I would wear one by my side.
Or buy a knock off
From the Veg market
MILESTONE 60 # 1
You may be 60
But don’t worry, yet
You’re not over the hill
So don’t you fret
There is nothing to fear
It’s only a number you know
Think of it as ripening
Don't think of it as a blow,
You won't suddenly look haggard
That happened long ago
It’s just a number, Happy Birthday.
You are an age though
ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014
At last the surprises are over
Forget what has gone before
We got a proper semi final
A complete and utter bore
THE BEST YEARS OF A WOMAN'S LIFE
The best years of a woman's life
Are the ones she feels naughty
And it’s those ten special years
Between thirty nine and forty
ARE YOU WEARING A BICORN HAT?
Are you wearing a bicorn hat?
With red, white and blue on
I hope you’re going to a party
And you don’t think you’re Wellington
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
Would you like a home cooked meal?
And perhaps a good bottle of wine?
Good I phoned your mother
She said tomorrow at hers is fine
SINCE THE FINANCIAL CRASH
Since the financial crash, strict conditions
Must be met before a mortgage is allowed
And some form of insurance is required
And men should be well endowed
I WOULD LIKE TO SHATTER A POPULAR MYTH
I would like to shatter a popular myth
If anyone out there actually cares
It’s in regard to steroids which
Don’t secure the carpet on the stairs
Brazil are out
But nobody figured
They’d be well
And truly Müllered
STAR STRUCK
A contagion struck down
Quentin Tarantino
Now he’s in the hospital
In a tent in quarantino
ARE YOU WEARING A TRICORN HAT?
Are you wearing a tricorn hat?
It looks quite comfortable
I hope you’re going to a party
And you don’t think you’re John Bull
THE LATEST FOOD SCANDAL
The latest food scandal
Has been the subject of scorn
When Veggie burgers were
Found to contain uni quorn
I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 17
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make me glum
For example
Hamburgers = Shergars Bum
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 330
If wishes were horses,
Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches,
I would wear one by my side.
Or buy a knock off
From the Veg market
MILESTONE 60 # 1
You may be 60
But don’t worry, yet
You’re not over the hill
So don’t you fret
There is nothing to fear
It’s only a number you know
Think of it as ripening
Don't think of it as a blow,
You won't suddenly look haggard
That happened long ago
It’s just a number, Happy Birthday.
You are an age though
ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014
At last the surprises are over
Forget what has gone before
We got a proper semi final
A complete and utter bore
THE BEST YEARS OF A WOMAN'S LIFE
The best years of a woman's life
Are the ones she feels naughty
And it’s those ten special years
Between thirty nine and forty
ARE YOU WEARING A BICORN HAT?
Are you wearing a bicorn hat?
With red, white and blue on
I hope you’re going to a party
And you don’t think you’re Wellington
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
Would you like a home cooked meal?
And perhaps a good bottle of wine?
Good I phoned your mother
She said tomorrow at hers is fine
SINCE THE FINANCIAL CRASH
Since the financial crash, strict conditions
Must be met before a mortgage is allowed
And some form of insurance is required
And men should be well endowed
I WOULD LIKE TO SHATTER A POPULAR MYTH
I would like to shatter a popular myth
If anyone out there actually cares
It’s in regard to steroids which
Don’t secure the carpet on the stairs