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Biggus
07-10-2014, 03:58 AM
BRAZIL ARE OUT - 2014

Brazil are out
But nobody figured
They’d be well
And truly Müllered

STAR STRUCK

A contagion struck down
Quentin Tarantino
Now he’s in the hospital
In a tent in quarantino

ARE YOU WEARING A TRICORN HAT?

Are you wearing a tricorn hat?
It looks quite comfortable
I hope you’re going to a party
And you don’t think you’re John Bull

THE LATEST FOOD SCANDAL

The latest food scandal
Has been the subject of scorn
When Veggie burgers were
Found to contain uni quorn

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 17

I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make me glum
For example
Hamburgers = Shergars Bum

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 330

If wishes were horses,
Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches,
I would wear one by my side.
Or buy a knock off
From the Veg market

MILESTONE 60 # 1

You may be 60
But don’t worry, yet
You’re not over the hill
So don’t you fret
There is nothing to fear
It’s only a number you know
Think of it as ripening
Don't think of it as a blow,
You won't suddenly look haggard
That happened long ago
It’s just a number, Happy Birthday.
You are an age though

ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014

At last the surprises are over
Forget what has gone before
We got a proper semi final
A complete and utter bore

THE BEST YEARS OF A WOMAN'S LIFE

The best years of a woman's life
Are the ones she feels naughty
And it’s those ten special years
Between thirty nine and forty

ARE YOU WEARING A BICORN HAT?

Are you wearing a bicorn hat?
With red, white and blue on
I hope you’re going to a party
And you don’t think you’re Wellington

FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

Would you like a home cooked meal?
And perhaps a good bottle of wine?
Good I phoned your mother
She said tomorrow at hers is fine

SINCE THE FINANCIAL CRASH

Since the financial crash, strict conditions
Must be met before a mortgage is allowed
And some form of insurance is required
And men should be well endowed

I WOULD LIKE TO SHATTER A POPULAR MYTH

I would like to shatter a popular myth
If anyone out there actually cares
It’s in regard to steroids which
Don’t secure the carpet on the stairs

YesNo
07-10-2014, 09:42 AM
I'm going to have to watch out for the uni quorn burgers. I also like one about the "ten" years that a woman felt naughty.

tailor STATELY
07-10-2014, 12:05 PM
LOL


Hamburgers = Shergars Bum... love it. (love anagrams too). Odd, I can't see your links.

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY

Biggus
07-11-2014, 02:59 PM
Thank you both