Biggus
06-13-2014, 03:29 AM
ARE YOU WEARING PJ’S?
Are you wearing PJ’s?
Well all I can say is phwor
Betty Boop is my favourite
And I’ve never wanted you more
YOU MIGHT WELL BE VERY GOOD
You might well be very good
I have no doubt about it
But you still can’t make
Chicken salad from chicken ****
I ASKED THE DJ STRAIGHT
I asked the DJ straight
Do you do requests mate
Yes geezer just name it
Turn the volume down a bit
SHE CHOSE TO WEAR BEIGE # 1
She chose to wear Beige
Quite unusual for a ball gown
It’s like a proper colour, but
With the volume turned down
AFTER HENRI HAD BEEN TO THE DENTIST
After Henri had been
To the dentist his mouth
Was fresh and clean
But undid all the good work
By gargling garlic
Flavoured Listerine
I HATE TO WATCH YOU SPRING-CLEANING
I hate to watch you spring-cleaning
When you mutter like a nutter
Sorting through your wardrobe
As you De-clutter your schmutter
MY PROSPECTIVE FATHER IN LAW
My prospective father in law
Finally fell in love with me
At the precise moment
He found out I had a BSC
Why he was so excited
Is a real mystery to me
A bronze swimming certificate
Is that prestigious, really?
FORWARD THINKING FUNERAL DIRECTORS
Forward thinking Funeral directors
Strike when opportunity knocks
The one in our town won an award
For thinking outside the box
WE ALWAYS GO TO THE PICTURES
We always go to the pictures
For the end of week features
Never mind orange Wednesday
What we like is CGI Friday
ARE YOU WEARING A REPLICA SHIRT?
Are you wearing a replica shirt?
So what team is it you support?
I don’t recognise the badge
Who the hell are Southport?
Are you wearing PJ’s?
Well all I can say is phwor
Betty Boop is my favourite
And I’ve never wanted you more
YOU MIGHT WELL BE VERY GOOD
You might well be very good
I have no doubt about it
But you still can’t make
Chicken salad from chicken ****
I ASKED THE DJ STRAIGHT
I asked the DJ straight
Do you do requests mate
Yes geezer just name it
Turn the volume down a bit
SHE CHOSE TO WEAR BEIGE # 1
She chose to wear Beige
Quite unusual for a ball gown
It’s like a proper colour, but
With the volume turned down
AFTER HENRI HAD BEEN TO THE DENTIST
After Henri had been
To the dentist his mouth
Was fresh and clean
But undid all the good work
By gargling garlic
Flavoured Listerine
I HATE TO WATCH YOU SPRING-CLEANING
I hate to watch you spring-cleaning
When you mutter like a nutter
Sorting through your wardrobe
As you De-clutter your schmutter
MY PROSPECTIVE FATHER IN LAW
My prospective father in law
Finally fell in love with me
At the precise moment
He found out I had a BSC
Why he was so excited
Is a real mystery to me
A bronze swimming certificate
Is that prestigious, really?
FORWARD THINKING FUNERAL DIRECTORS
Forward thinking Funeral directors
Strike when opportunity knocks
The one in our town won an award
For thinking outside the box
WE ALWAYS GO TO THE PICTURES
We always go to the pictures
For the end of week features
Never mind orange Wednesday
What we like is CGI Friday
ARE YOU WEARING A REPLICA SHIRT?
Are you wearing a replica shirt?
So what team is it you support?
I don’t recognise the badge
Who the hell are Southport?