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DieterM
06-02-2014, 10:22 AM
I don’t want to,
but one has to
when shaving,
so I stare at myself,
sigh, oh my—
how shoddily made,
all this!

Around blue eyes run
little valleys made by
Greek Julys
and Tunisian Augusts
and Moroccan Decembers,
traces of a time
when I spent money I didn’t have
on travels and booze—
hence the map of red rivers
crawling over the bridge
of my nose, signs
of Bombay Gin and
Stolychnaya and
rosé wine from the South of France.

Oh, there’s worse;
take these crater-like pores
around the apex, for instance,
take these two lines
starting downwards,
to the left and right of my mouth,
from too many laughs,
as if my life so far
had been a long,
a long long joke.

Skin sagging under
the chin, only slightly so,
but promising to sag
some more in the near future,
just you wait and see, dude,
there’s no backing away
from this, it says.

There are white tufts now
on the tanned chest, too,
and they are burlier,
strawier, and they hurt more
when I yank them out.

Shoulders and arms
still as bony as ever,
yet under the breast,
there’s a new fold
where the belly starts,
a fold that doesn’t disappear
when I unfold from
navel-gazing,
and the belly stretches
further than before,
telling me those years are gone,
are gone forever,
when I could live on
slices of bread with butter
and Nutella.

And there’s one thing
I need to know now,
it’s as urgent as a piss,
so I shout from the bathroom:
“How can you love me
when all you get is
this?”

“I love your wits”,
you answer without moving
from the sofa,
without looking,
“I love your sense of humour
and your poetry.”

My poultry?
Good Lord, man!
I don’t even do
chicks!

AuntShecky
06-07-2014, 05:20 PM
Oh, this is a gem! Everything BUT "jaded." Same self-deprecating humor you find in some of Richard Wilbur's poems. But by the way, it is yours fooly's confirmed opinion that there is no such thing as "too many laughs."

Keep 'em coming, you epicurean world-traveler you!

Auntie

DieterM
06-10-2014, 06:20 AM
Aww, thank you, dear auntie, you're much too sweet! Uhm, and unfortunately I haven't travelled the world (yet). And am not going to in a near future because I have settled and am now less stupid (couregeous? wtf-ish?) than in my younger years. Meaning I don't do travels that exceed my means anymore (which leaves me gagging for a least an hour near the sea… it's been literally YEARS!). Where I agree is that one can never ever have too many laughs; that one was very tongue-in-cheek :-) I'm a great laugher, have Frenchisized myself so much that I'd almost kill for a bon-mot ;-)

Haunted
06-22-2014, 09:11 AM
This is so real, and really cute. It put a smile on my face this morning.

YesNo
06-22-2014, 09:26 AM
I liked the third stanza from the end with the piss/this rhyme the best.

DieterM
06-23-2014, 02:32 AM
I hate to do this because it's the 3rd poem of mine that gets bumped to the pole position, but politeness demands I answer your comments :-) glad you liked it, anyway, and more than happy to have put a smile on your face, h.! :-)