When Hundreds of Skyscrapers Are Jumping out of My Penis...

[WolfLarsen]

When Hundreds of Skyscrapers Are Jumping out of My Penis...
A poem by Wolf Larsen

My name is W-O-L-F and I have C-R-A-Z-Y.

And whenever hundreds of skyscrapers are jumping out of my penis I take a little yellow pill called Transvestite-Maniacs-Having-Anal-Sex-with-Charles-Manson. Of course, there is no cure for hundreds of skyscrapers jumping out of your penis, but Transvestite-Maniacs-Having-Anal-Sex-with-Charles-Manson can help.

Transvestite-Maniacs-Having-Anal-Sex-with-Charles-Manson is not for everyone. Talk to your doctor if interstate highways are jumping into your mouth and falling out of your anus, or if you're pregnant, or if you plan to get pregnant by orangutans, sheep, or extraterrestrials.

Side effects may include tornadoes jumping out of your bellybutton, 10-foot-long-penises squiggling along the ground for as far as the eye can see, and giant vaginas in the sidewalk swallowing up all the passerby.

Talk to your doctor about Transvestite-Maniacs-Having-Anal-Sex-with-Charles-Manson today!

Copyright 2014 by Wolf Larsen

[YesNo]

Glad to see you back, WolfLarsen, even though I don't understand the poem. How would you interpret it?

[Delta40]

Is it better think inside of the box or outside of it? I like the idea of swallowing a passerby you see.

[Jerrybaldy]

My unborn child which I haven't created could muster better from the womb. There is always a copyright on a litnet posting where it is least required. You are either massively insecure or just a massive twat. Qim/Scher put my infraction point in the post and if this now takes me over max allowed then farewell peeps. I'm good to go.

[WolfLarsen]

I can't really say what I think here without possibly losing points myself. However, please don't ban this Jerry guy because of that comment. Thank you.

He is what he is.

Regarding yes no sky meant, damn this voice recognition software! What I mean is regarding the comment of yesno, it's not about anything. It's a spoof on pharmaceutical drug ads.

Delta once asked where have I been? Health problems kept me from posting. Spending lots of time at a computer is one of the most unhealthy things one can do I guess. It's damaged me far more than 12 years of manual labor in Alaska.

I encourage everyone to find out more about something called "ergonomics". I didn't know what the hell that was until I'd already done plenty of damage.

If something aches when you're sitting at the computer get it checked out.

Some people preach religion. I preach ergonomics.