SleepyWitch
05-15-2014, 12:17 PM
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I found this random blurb generator where you can enter words and it creates a blurb for a book.
http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/
Here's mine. Please post yours.
Ciaran Hoffmann's Diary
- a literary novel
by SleepyWitch
During an accident in Liverpool in 1972, a baby is born and dies before he can take his first breath.
During an accident in Liverpool in 1972, the same baby is born and lives to tell the tale. That baby becomes 42-year-old Ciaran Hoffmann, a optimistic and thoughtful psychiatrist.
What if there were second chances? Third chances? Fourth chances? Would you eventually be able to save the world from tactless trolls who burgle each other? Would you even want to?
Ciaran Hoffmann's Diary follows Ciaran Hoffmann and his clever grandfather, Shane Noris, as their quiet lives tumble through turbulent events in Oxford, again and again.
However, when Shane calls, begging him to come home, Ciaran is forced to decide what is more important: stopping the tactless trolls that burgle each other, or preserving his relationship with his grandfather?
SleepyWitch explores bees and giant robots to full effect in the literary novel to end all literary novels.
"Never have there been more chilling villains than tactless trolls that burgle each other."
- The Daily Tale
"Are we seriously supposed to find an optimistic and thoughtful psychiatrist from Liverpool heroic?"
- Enid Kibbler
I found this random blurb generator where you can enter words and it creates a blurb for a book.
http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/
Here's mine. Please post yours.
Ciaran Hoffmann's Diary
- a literary novel
by SleepyWitch
During an accident in Liverpool in 1972, a baby is born and dies before he can take his first breath.
During an accident in Liverpool in 1972, the same baby is born and lives to tell the tale. That baby becomes 42-year-old Ciaran Hoffmann, a optimistic and thoughtful psychiatrist.
What if there were second chances? Third chances? Fourth chances? Would you eventually be able to save the world from tactless trolls who burgle each other? Would you even want to?
Ciaran Hoffmann's Diary follows Ciaran Hoffmann and his clever grandfather, Shane Noris, as their quiet lives tumble through turbulent events in Oxford, again and again.
However, when Shane calls, begging him to come home, Ciaran is forced to decide what is more important: stopping the tactless trolls that burgle each other, or preserving his relationship with his grandfather?
SleepyWitch explores bees and giant robots to full effect in the literary novel to end all literary novels.
"Never have there been more chilling villains than tactless trolls that burgle each other."
- The Daily Tale
"Are we seriously supposed to find an optimistic and thoughtful psychiatrist from Liverpool heroic?"
- Enid Kibbler