Biggus
05-10-2014, 05:29 AM
ARE YOU WEARING THAT FOR FUN?
Are you wearing that for fun?
That’s a good enough reason Hon
I really love you in the black one
But I love more when it’s undone
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 326
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a geezer
Who stood right behind her
And gave her a goose whey hey
GSOH
A man likes a woman with a sense of humour
But he doesn’t want to hear her jokes
To him a good sense of humour means
That she is required to laugh at the blokes
THE WORLD HAS BECOME A SMALLER PLACE
The world has become a smaller place
And it will never be a big world again
But where ever you go things are the same
I wish I could uninvent the Aeroplane
SENT TO THE HEADMASTERS OFFICE
When I used to be sent to the headmasters office
I knew that the punishment would never be as bad
As having the ignominy of going and explaining my
Behaviour to my disappointed mum and dad
I LIKED THE OLD BOND MOVIES
With reliable heroes
And camp villains
But I watched on recently
And I found it quite exhausting
Foot chases, car chases,
Running here, driving there
It left me quite out of breath
It didn’t leave room for a story
The old Bond films had a story
Punctuated with action
Now they had action
Punctuated by more action
Bond was one of a kind
But now I’m not sure
If I’m watching James Bond
Or Jason Bourne
WHAT A SILLY ***
What a silly ***
So Asinine
Quite complacent
That *** of mine
HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's off to work we go
Well we don’t exactly work at night
We just Pimp out Snow White
CURRYING FAVOUR
When my Grandfather was a boy
No Curry houses existed near or far
In order to go out for an Indian
He would’ve had to go to India
ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR FUN?
Are you wearing it for fun?
Well that a very funny one
But what’s even funnier
Is that your flies are undone
Are you wearing that for fun?
That’s a good enough reason Hon
I really love you in the black one
But I love more when it’s undone
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 326
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a geezer
Who stood right behind her
And gave her a goose whey hey
GSOH
A man likes a woman with a sense of humour
But he doesn’t want to hear her jokes
To him a good sense of humour means
That she is required to laugh at the blokes
THE WORLD HAS BECOME A SMALLER PLACE
The world has become a smaller place
And it will never be a big world again
But where ever you go things are the same
I wish I could uninvent the Aeroplane
SENT TO THE HEADMASTERS OFFICE
When I used to be sent to the headmasters office
I knew that the punishment would never be as bad
As having the ignominy of going and explaining my
Behaviour to my disappointed mum and dad
I LIKED THE OLD BOND MOVIES
With reliable heroes
And camp villains
But I watched on recently
And I found it quite exhausting
Foot chases, car chases,
Running here, driving there
It left me quite out of breath
It didn’t leave room for a story
The old Bond films had a story
Punctuated with action
Now they had action
Punctuated by more action
Bond was one of a kind
But now I’m not sure
If I’m watching James Bond
Or Jason Bourne
WHAT A SILLY ***
What a silly ***
So Asinine
Quite complacent
That *** of mine
HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's off to work we go
Well we don’t exactly work at night
We just Pimp out Snow White
CURRYING FAVOUR
When my Grandfather was a boy
No Curry houses existed near or far
In order to go out for an Indian
He would’ve had to go to India
ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR FUN?
Are you wearing it for fun?
Well that a very funny one
But what’s even funnier
Is that your flies are undone