Jerrybaldy
05-08-2014, 06:47 PM
Suck me like an ice Lolly
Throw away the stick
Take a plastercast model
Of my fondly remembered dick.
Put my head upon a plaque
Smiling above the fire,
Toast marshmallows on a skewer
Above my funeral pyre.
Throw me to the waves
I will come in with the tide,
Let's try necrophilia
Take me for a ride,
My rigimortis
Will fulfill your needs
Or plant me in the garden
And I will grow your weeds.
Use me as a stress relief
A good cadaver beating
Or scare the crap out of the kids
And take me trick or treating.
Send me to the moon
Explode me in a rocket
Keep me in an urn
Or a sweet wrapper in your pocket.
Send me off to wanton virgins
Or outside the gates of st Peter
Place me in a disabled space
With an unpaid parking meter.
Send me wrapped to beelzebub
On a Styx cruise if you think,
But don't keep me in the larder
Cos frankly, I will stink.
Throw away the stick
Take a plastercast model
Of my fondly remembered dick.
Put my head upon a plaque
Smiling above the fire,
Toast marshmallows on a skewer
Above my funeral pyre.
Throw me to the waves
I will come in with the tide,
Let's try necrophilia
Take me for a ride,
My rigimortis
Will fulfill your needs
Or plant me in the garden
And I will grow your weeds.
Use me as a stress relief
A good cadaver beating
Or scare the crap out of the kids
And take me trick or treating.
Send me to the moon
Explode me in a rocket
Keep me in an urn
Or a sweet wrapper in your pocket.
Send me off to wanton virgins
Or outside the gates of st Peter
Place me in a disabled space
With an unpaid parking meter.
Send me wrapped to beelzebub
On a Styx cruise if you think,
But don't keep me in the larder
Cos frankly, I will stink.