Eurovision time

[prendrelemick]

I Missed the first semi, but its 2nd semi tonight! Time to crack a few beers and get in the mood.

[cacian]

is it?? I thought it was at the weekend I better crack on then I will join you LOL :D
oh which channel is it on??

[prendrelemick]

BBC3

You're missing the man dancing on a drum wearing a parachute from Georgia.

[prendrelemick]

Oh Poland ! you can wash my smalls anytime.

[cacian]

Oh Poland ! you can wash my smalls anytime.

LOL I have just seen that LOL

what is wrong with Austria though??
wrong wrong!!! get that beard out. NUL POINT from me.:rolleyes5:

[prendrelemick]

At last! Conchita the bearded lady from Austria. You don't see that on X factor


Shame about the song and the voice though.


It'll probably win.

[cacian]

At last! Conchita the bearded lady from Austria. You don't see that on X factor


Shame about the song and the voice though.


It'll probably win.

oh no it won't. the look is hideous I don't care. NUL POINT from me.
when is the UK song?
or did I miss it?

Finland is looking good however. great lead singer great music great looking band! I LIKE a lot!!! :D

[prendrelemick]

Excellent black leather tutu from Lithuania, good song too.

[prendrelemick]

oh no it won't. the look is hideous I don't care. NUL POINT from me.
when is the UK song?
or did I miss it?

Sorry C not tonight. This is only the Hors d'ovres. UK go straight through to the final at the weekend.

[cacian]

Excellent black leather tutu from Lithuania, good song too.
hum yes and no I thought it was too hardcore leather fetish.

Ireland not sounding so good either thumbs down from me.

[cacian]

Sorry C not tonight. This is only the Hors d'ovres. UK go straight through to the final at the weekend.

oh no never mind I will still watch haha :)

oh and prendrelemick why are they all singing in English?

[prendrelemick]

I agree about Ireland, too ordinary.

I think a song in English sells more records

[prendrelemick]

I wonder if Mrs P would like those blue earrings

[cacian]

I wonder if Mrs P would like those blue earrings

oh totally they are cool :D
what is your favourite so far?

[cacian]

''Hunter of the Stars''
Switzerland
I like the whistle :)
still if feels weird they are all signing in English
so far Finland gets DIX POINTS from me.
you?

[prendrelemick]

oh totally they are cool :D
what is your favourite so far?

I'm completely shameless I liked the Polish washer women and the black leather Lithuanians.

What's yours?


Edit Finland, yes not bad.

[cacian]

I'm completely shameless I liked the Polish washer women and the black leather Lithuanians.

What's yours?


Edit Finland, yes not bad.
oh and Greece they are cool !!
they are doing acrobats on stage haha :D

[prendrelemick]

Yes, Like One Direction with a trampoline.

[prendrelemick]

She's not really playing that flute!

[prendrelemick]

Romania could do well - not sure about that round piano though.

[prendrelemick]

If I was 16, and if I was going to vote - Poland would be my choice.



They're all quite good though. Finland, Lithuania, Israel, Greece.

[prendrelemick]

Now that's what eurovision is all about, an Australian themed half time show!! Just outstanding. More beer I think.

[kev67]

When I was about ten I bought the Israeli Eurovision song contest winner. It went something like, "I wanna be a polar bear." My brother still reminds me of that.

[prendrelemick]

Noooo! Lithuania are out! I don't believe it. Is there no following for leather clad sado-masochistic ballet dancer singers any more?

[prendrelemick]

When I was about ten I bought the Israeli Eurovision song contest winner. It went something like, "I wanna be a polar bear." My brother still reminds me of that.


I go back to Sandy Shaw - Puppet on a String.

[cacian]

prendrelemick I hope you are watching it is the Eurovision final.
who have you got up on a list to win it?
I 'll hazard it a guess and say between Greece and Finland.
Actually Belarus is looking good too :D

[prendrelemick]

yep. Just got in.


I really hope the Nederlands win - because one thing the Dutch know is how to party. So next year would be great.

[cacian]

yep. Just got in.


I really hope the Nederlands win - because one thing the Dutch know is how to party. So next year would be great.

funny you say I have not heard the Dutch song yet. I missed the first show.
what about the UK song is that another failure one?

[prendrelemick]

I just listened to a short excerpt of all the songs this morning.


UK have no chance

This Iceland are pppppppppretty good.

[cacian]

I just listened to a short excerpt of all the songs this morning.


UK have no chance

This Iceland are pppppppppretty good.
Iceland was ok for me.
Norway I don't get.
what is it with the UK last in everything?

[cacian]

It is a Miracle
Romania is cool
the sound track is good.

[prendrelemick]

we're obviously just too cool for Eurovision.

[prendrelemick]

I'm being spellbounded by Montenegro - unless its the beer

[prendrelemick]

Poland next! I'm glad Mrs P is out, she wouldn't let me watch this!


-"We slavic girls know how to use our charming beauty"- very catchy,

[prendrelemick]

Greece the best so far!


Its Conchita Sausage next, the bearded lady.



She could win it, that was a good performance.

[cacian]

Poland next! I'm glad Mrs P is out, she wouldn't let me watch this!


-"We slavic girls know how to use our charming beauty"- very catchy,

really haha lucky you tonight then is it??
Poland knows how to use the body when the voice is I guess not so up to scratch.

[cacian]

Greece the best so far!


Its Conchita Sausage next, the bearded lady.



She could win it, that was a good performance.
the voice is great the look is disturbing it is too bad to look at haha.

[cacian]

how about Germany??

[prendrelemick]

Now Sweden. This girl can sing. One of my faves.

[cacian]

Now Sweden. This girl can sing. One of my faves.

the bookies favourite apparently. I don't like it sorry haha.
It is not celebratory enough for this occasion. a bit boring.

[prendrelemick]

how about Germany??

Nah! a bit ordinary

[prendrelemick]

the bookies favourite apparently. I don't like it sorry haha.
It is not celebratory enough for this occasion. a bit boring.

A beautiful voice, though.

[cacian]

The French doing the Jedwards now that is funny.

[prendrelemick]

The French doing the Jedwards now that is funny.


The spirit of Eurovision resides in that french entry.

[cacian]

The spirit of Eurovision resides in that french entry.

LOL true.
now the Russian are twin singing. a bit much for me!!

[cacian]

Italia please no!!!

[prendrelemick]

LOL true.
now the Russian are twin singing. a bit much for me!!


I feel battered by those last two.

[prendrelemick]

The flute lady from Slovenia has a very catchy tune, I enjoyed that.

[cacian]

I feel battered by those last two.

LOL indeed!!!

oh who do you think is the best looking group so far?
mine has to be Belarus.

[cacian]

Finland reminds me of the Smiths a bit.
they look and sound good too.:D

[cacian]

The flute lady from Slovenia has a very catchy tune, I enjoyed that.

true stylish it is nice when a singer plays an instrument too.

[prendrelemick]

Finland reminds me of the Smiths a bit.
they look and sound good too.:D

I was thinking Coldplay - only not as boring. In fact they were excellent

[cacian]

Spain por favour!!!
dancing in the rain
what do you think??

[prendrelemick]

LOL indeed!!!

oh who do you think is the best looking group so far?
mine has to be Belarus.

Hard to say, that Spanish lady was nice, the Polish were...well you know, the Swede was classy.

[prendrelemick]

That Hungarian bloke can even make cardigans look attractive. runnin runnin runnin

[prendrelemick]

Spain por favour!!!
dancing in the rain
what do you think??

she had nice teeth.

S

[cacian]

Denmark
cliché love
that is nice.

[cacian]

she had nice teeth.

S

that too.

[cacian]

24
The Netherlands is looking good.
I like the duet.

[prendrelemick]

Netherlands have the best song I think - so far

[cacian]

San Marino
Maybe
sounds like a 007 song for some reason.

[prendrelemick]

I'ts us next, I'm nervous





soo boring, no chance

[prendrelemick]

to sum up

Best song - netherlands

best performance - Finland

best voice - sweden

most shameless Poland

most eurovision France.

best gimmick Austria


I've no idea who'll win.

[mal4mac]

Did Russia get booed again?

Did the bearded cross dresser win?

Did Ukraine win?

[prendrelemick]

not yet, not yet. We have the interval show to endure first. six people on ladders singing Beethoven.

[cacian]

not yet, not yet. We have the interval show to endure first. six people on ladders singing Beethoven.

how wrong is that?

[cacian]

to sum up

Best song - netherlands

best performance - Finland

best voice - sweden

most shameless Poland

most eurovision France.


I've no idea who'll win.

haha nice commentary !!

[prendrelemick]

Best teeth Spain
Best frock (and hamster wheel) Ukraine
Best hair France
Best instrument Malta (that stringed skateboard)

[prendrelemick]

Lots of scantily clad women bumping and grinding around in the water - do they think we are that shallow'

[cacian]

Lots of scantily clad women bumping and grinding around in the water - do they think we are that shallow'

haha nice one :)
let's see. the results have now began.

[cacian]

Lots of scantily clad women bumping and grinding around in the water - do they think we are that shallow'

LOL:hand:

[prendrelemick]

Conchita the bearded lady has won! A good song but the beard is a bit off putting.

That was good, less political voting than usual. The acts were not as mad as usual - and every one could sing.

[Paulclem]

I thought France would do a lot better. I liked them, The Nederlands and Finland.

[Scheherazade]

Very disappointing result for me. Didn't care for the song at all... Reverse discrimination.

I would have liked to see Malta, The Netherlands or Switzerland won.

Meh.

[Paulclem]

I didn't like the winning song much. There were a group that broke away from the rest pretty much straight away. Oh well.

[Bakiryu]

There is no such thing as reverse discrimination....

but I'm glad that a fellow genderqueer person won! I love Conchita and her awesome beart!

[prendrelemick]

Looking back, His/her song was a solid top 10 possibly top 5, but the novelty and the reverse discrimination got it to the top.


To be fair its not the first time this sort of thing has happened and it won't be the last.