Biggus
04-19-2014, 05:16 AM
ARE YOU WEARING A SELF-SATISFIED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a self-satisfied expression?
It’s what I would expect from a banker
But in short what I’m actually saying
Is that I just think you’re a wanker
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 324
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To where the Vodka was stashed
And on the quiet moonlit hill
The two of them got smashed
WHEN WIMPY PREVAILED
When I was just a young man
Wimpy houses were prevailing
And a Big Mac was something
We wore when it was raining
WHEN MY DAD WAS A BOY
When my dad was a boy
There was no such thing as sushi
In fact during the depression
Eating raw fish was considered poverty
LEADERS OF THE GREAT NATIONS
Leaders of the great nations
Who want respect from society
Should moderate their behaviours
And steer clear of notoriety
ARE YOU WEARING THAT FOR A LAUGH?
Are you wearing that for a laugh?
Well you are a sight not to be missed
But given the fact we’re in church
I would suggest that you are pissed
THE INTERNET IS A CURSE AND NOT A BLESSING
The internet is a curse and not a blessing
When you develop a habit you can’t stop
And max out all of your credit cards
Without setting foot in a single shop
JUST A TANTALISING HINT OF THE EXOTIC
Just a tantalising hint of the exotic
Beneath the hem of your skirt
I’m interested in whatever it is
It’s quite driving me berserk
Can you give me the slightest hint?
Or be upfront I really don’t mind
I won’t be embarrassed at all
I love underwear of any kind
The garment into which you slipped
If it’s an under slip, something of that kind
If you were to slip yourself out of it
If you felt so inclined I wouldn’t mind
THE INTERNATIONAL SAILING RESULTS ARE IN
The international sailing results are in
The GB took the gold medal once again
While Somalia took a middle aged couple
who were on holiday from Colerain
IF YOU SEE A BOMB DISPOSAL MAN
If you see a bomb disposal man
Running away from the bomb
You should at least keep up with him
Or out run him with aplomb
Are you wearing a self-satisfied expression?
It’s what I would expect from a banker
But in short what I’m actually saying
Is that I just think you’re a wanker
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 324
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To where the Vodka was stashed
And on the quiet moonlit hill
The two of them got smashed
WHEN WIMPY PREVAILED
When I was just a young man
Wimpy houses were prevailing
And a Big Mac was something
We wore when it was raining
WHEN MY DAD WAS A BOY
When my dad was a boy
There was no such thing as sushi
In fact during the depression
Eating raw fish was considered poverty
LEADERS OF THE GREAT NATIONS
Leaders of the great nations
Who want respect from society
Should moderate their behaviours
And steer clear of notoriety
ARE YOU WEARING THAT FOR A LAUGH?
Are you wearing that for a laugh?
Well you are a sight not to be missed
But given the fact we’re in church
I would suggest that you are pissed
THE INTERNET IS A CURSE AND NOT A BLESSING
The internet is a curse and not a blessing
When you develop a habit you can’t stop
And max out all of your credit cards
Without setting foot in a single shop
JUST A TANTALISING HINT OF THE EXOTIC
Just a tantalising hint of the exotic
Beneath the hem of your skirt
I’m interested in whatever it is
It’s quite driving me berserk
Can you give me the slightest hint?
Or be upfront I really don’t mind
I won’t be embarrassed at all
I love underwear of any kind
The garment into which you slipped
If it’s an under slip, something of that kind
If you were to slip yourself out of it
If you felt so inclined I wouldn’t mind
THE INTERNATIONAL SAILING RESULTS ARE IN
The international sailing results are in
The GB took the gold medal once again
While Somalia took a middle aged couple
who were on holiday from Colerain
IF YOU SEE A BOMB DISPOSAL MAN
If you see a bomb disposal man
Running away from the bomb
You should at least keep up with him
Or out run him with aplomb