Biggus
04-08-2014, 04:31 AM
ARE YOU WEARING A LOOK OF DIFFIDENCE?
Are you wearing a look of diffidence?
Why do you lack of self-confidence?
You have a look to leave them agog
And you’re as fit as a butcher’s dog
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 323
Higgledy Piggledy
My pet hen
Has shat all over
The carpet again
THE INTERNET CAN BE A CURSE AND NOT A BLESSING
The internet can be a curse and not a blessing
For example the gambling sites on the net
Where eager Gamblers don’t even need
To put on a shirt in order to lose it on a bet
IN HIS TOWN WHEN DAD WAS A BOY
In his town when Dad was a boy
They had a Chinese Chippie
He was a Carpenter from Shanghai
And he was Called Mr Lee
RETIRED PEOPLE DON’T CARE BEING
Retired people don’t care being
Called Pensioners on any account
Because the name pensioner comes
With a concessionary discount
WHEN PEOPLE WALK INTO YOUR LIFE
When people walk into your life
You can’t always control who
But you can control which window
You throw them threw
A MAN RAN SCREAMING FROM A BUILDING
A man ran screaming from a building
"It’s a boy, I don't believe it, it’s a boy!"
Which would have been quite touching
Had he not been running from a house of joy
HAVE FAITH
Have faith
In the force from afar
Trust in God
But lock the car
IF YOU SEE A MAN RUNNING FROM A LION
If you see a man running from a Lion
Run like hell, run as fast as you can
But you don’t need to out run the Lion
You just need to run faster than the man
ARE YOU WEARING A TIRED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a tired expression?
There is also a hint of depression
I recognize that look on a man
You’re a Manchester United fan
Are you wearing a look of diffidence?
Why do you lack of self-confidence?
You have a look to leave them agog
And you’re as fit as a butcher’s dog
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 323
Higgledy Piggledy
My pet hen
Has shat all over
The carpet again
THE INTERNET CAN BE A CURSE AND NOT A BLESSING
The internet can be a curse and not a blessing
For example the gambling sites on the net
Where eager Gamblers don’t even need
To put on a shirt in order to lose it on a bet
IN HIS TOWN WHEN DAD WAS A BOY
In his town when Dad was a boy
They had a Chinese Chippie
He was a Carpenter from Shanghai
And he was Called Mr Lee
RETIRED PEOPLE DON’T CARE BEING
Retired people don’t care being
Called Pensioners on any account
Because the name pensioner comes
With a concessionary discount
WHEN PEOPLE WALK INTO YOUR LIFE
When people walk into your life
You can’t always control who
But you can control which window
You throw them threw
A MAN RAN SCREAMING FROM A BUILDING
A man ran screaming from a building
"It’s a boy, I don't believe it, it’s a boy!"
Which would have been quite touching
Had he not been running from a house of joy
HAVE FAITH
Have faith
In the force from afar
Trust in God
But lock the car
IF YOU SEE A MAN RUNNING FROM A LION
If you see a man running from a Lion
Run like hell, run as fast as you can
But you don’t need to out run the Lion
You just need to run faster than the man
ARE YOU WEARING A TIRED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a tired expression?
There is also a hint of depression
I recognize that look on a man
You’re a Manchester United fan