Biggus
03-02-2014, 06:05 AM
ARE YOU WEARING A NAPPY?
Are you wearing a nappy?
Well if that’s what you wish
But have you become incontinent?
Or is it just some kind of fetish
ONE OF THE GREAT BENEFICIAL # 2
One of the great beneficial
Things after you retire
Is that Tied shoes
Are considered formal attire
SAMUEL WAS LATE FOR SCHOOL
Samuel was late for School
“It was the sign” in his defense he said
The teachers asked what sign
“The one that says, “Slow, School Ahead””
PUT DOWN # 52
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he starts spinning you a line
Just say if you tire of his fawning
Did you eat a bowl of stupid
For breakfast this morning?
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 316
Jack ate all the lean
Jill ate all the fat
So now he’s anorexic
And she is always sat
PIZZA FAME
When my Dad was just a boy
He had never heard of pizza
But he thought it was famed
For having a leaning tower
A FOREIGN STUDENT FROM CALCUTTA # 2
A foreign student from Calcutta
Accidentally snorted curry powder
Thinking it was cocaine the silly duffer
He survived but he’s got a dicky Tikka
IF YOU GET INTO DIFFICULTY
If you get into difficulty
During the flight
Then flying the aeroplane
And getting it right
Is more important
Than radioing your plight
To someone on the ground
Who, no matter how sound
Are incapable of understanding it
Or doing anything about it
FIFA HAS BEEN INEFFECTUAL
FIFA has been ineffectual
In its fight against Racism
In stark contrast with the rise
Of pan European Fascism
Who seem more likely to
Kick football out of Racism
ARE YOU WEARING A DIAPER?
Are you wearing a Diaper?
Well if that’s what you wish
But have you become incontinent?
Or is it just some kind of fetish
Are you wearing a nappy?
Well if that’s what you wish
But have you become incontinent?
Or is it just some kind of fetish
ONE OF THE GREAT BENEFICIAL # 2
One of the great beneficial
Things after you retire
Is that Tied shoes
Are considered formal attire
SAMUEL WAS LATE FOR SCHOOL
Samuel was late for School
“It was the sign” in his defense he said
The teachers asked what sign
“The one that says, “Slow, School Ahead””
PUT DOWN # 52
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he starts spinning you a line
Just say if you tire of his fawning
Did you eat a bowl of stupid
For breakfast this morning?
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 316
Jack ate all the lean
Jill ate all the fat
So now he’s anorexic
And she is always sat
PIZZA FAME
When my Dad was just a boy
He had never heard of pizza
But he thought it was famed
For having a leaning tower
A FOREIGN STUDENT FROM CALCUTTA # 2
A foreign student from Calcutta
Accidentally snorted curry powder
Thinking it was cocaine the silly duffer
He survived but he’s got a dicky Tikka
IF YOU GET INTO DIFFICULTY
If you get into difficulty
During the flight
Then flying the aeroplane
And getting it right
Is more important
Than radioing your plight
To someone on the ground
Who, no matter how sound
Are incapable of understanding it
Or doing anything about it
FIFA HAS BEEN INEFFECTUAL
FIFA has been ineffectual
In its fight against Racism
In stark contrast with the rise
Of pan European Fascism
Who seem more likely to
Kick football out of Racism
ARE YOU WEARING A DIAPER?
Are you wearing a Diaper?
Well if that’s what you wish
But have you become incontinent?
Or is it just some kind of fetish