A Little Bit Of Humour # 71

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ARE YOU WEARING FAIRY WINGS?

Are you wearing fairy wings?
As someone’s special surprise
I hope you’re not a good fairy
And you’re wicked in disguise

ONE OF THE GREAT BENEFICIAL # 1

One of the great beneficial
Things after you retire
Is that polished shoes
Are considered formal attire

JOSHUA DID HIS MULTIPLICATION

Joshua did his multiplication
Homework on the kitchen floor
Because he was apparently
Told not to use tables anymore

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 315

Ding dong dell
Pussy’s in the well
And that’s what happens
When you piss in my garden

SALT AND SHAKE

When I was a kid all crisps were plain
But we didn’t care about that a jot
After all we still had the choice
Of whether to put the salt on or not

I DON’T HAVE A SATNAV

I don’t have a Satnav
I don’t need one in my life
l have something better
My Satnav is my wife

TINY THING

Tiny thing
A new baby
Totally dependent
A new life
That new Parents
Have to keep alive
Like a Tamagotchi
But without a reset

WHEN YOU MARRY

When you marry
Choose a partner
You love to talk to
Because when
Attraction fades
And lover becomes friend
Because conversation
Maybe all that’s left

HE WASN’T A SOPHISTICATE

He wasn’t a sophisticate
Which for some can be a plus
But he always thought
That a coach was a posh bus

ARE YOU WEARING VELVET GLOVES?

Are you wearing velvet gloves?
Oh how elegantly you’re stood
Their addition, a touch of class
If anyone knew class, you would
They look so elegant on you
I just hope they feel as good

[YesNo]

I liked the ding dong dell one the best. Of course, the first one about being a bad fairy or not is nice, too.

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Thank you

[AuntShecky]

sat nav is a new one on me, so I had to plug it into the "Google" machine. I see now that it's similar to a GPS system, which I guess is replacing the maps folks used to pick up at the gas station. I don't know how accurate those printed maps were, but I do remember what a b****h they were to refold!

I like this batch of ditties. My fave in this group is the times table one.

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Thanks Aunty, I know what you mean about folding maps, and the place you were looking for was always on a fold.