Biggus
02-18-2014, 06:47 AM
I WAS ONCE A MEDICAL STUDENT # 7
I was once a medical student
But I didn’t really concentrate
I was asked what “benign” meant
Alas it’s not after you be eight
ARE YOU WEARING LENSES?
Are you wearing lenses?
To hide your sensual eyes
They don’t make you more
Beautiful, it’s just disguise
MY SATNAV IS A VERY HELPFUL DEVICE
My Satnav is a very helpful device
But you don’t need to takes its advice
Sometimes you have to give it a rest
Because it doesn’t always know best
SIX BANNED WHEELCHAIR ATHLETES
Six banned Wheelchair athletes
From the Paralympics team GB
Were found to have tested positive
For WD40
A NEW MUMMY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
A new mummy has been discovered
In Egypt by an Italian Professor
It was covered in chocolate and nuts
And is believed to be Pharaoh Rocher
A FOREIGN STUDENT FROM CALCUTTA # 1
A foreign student from Calcutta
Accidentally snorted curry powder
Thinking it was cocaine the silly duffer
He survived but he’s still in a Korma
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 313
Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town
Upstairs and downstairs
With his trousers down
He was aptly named
PUT DOWN # 50
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he starts spinning you a line
Just say when he quickly bores
“Do you have magical powers?
In this fantasy world of yours?"
THE LIMITATIONS OF MODERN MEDICINE
My friend said I should take my husband
To see a doctor but I don’t know
Modern medicine is excellent but they
Can’t cure “honesty impairment” though
ARE YOU WEARING DANCING PUMPS?
Are you wearing dancing pumps?
Just like the great Darcy Bussle
But with your unusual body shape
Take care you don’t pull a muscle
I was once a medical student
But I didn’t really concentrate
I was asked what “benign” meant
Alas it’s not after you be eight
ARE YOU WEARING LENSES?
Are you wearing lenses?
To hide your sensual eyes
They don’t make you more
Beautiful, it’s just disguise
MY SATNAV IS A VERY HELPFUL DEVICE
My Satnav is a very helpful device
But you don’t need to takes its advice
Sometimes you have to give it a rest
Because it doesn’t always know best
SIX BANNED WHEELCHAIR ATHLETES
Six banned Wheelchair athletes
From the Paralympics team GB
Were found to have tested positive
For WD40
A NEW MUMMY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
A new mummy has been discovered
In Egypt by an Italian Professor
It was covered in chocolate and nuts
And is believed to be Pharaoh Rocher
A FOREIGN STUDENT FROM CALCUTTA # 1
A foreign student from Calcutta
Accidentally snorted curry powder
Thinking it was cocaine the silly duffer
He survived but he’s still in a Korma
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 313
Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town
Upstairs and downstairs
With his trousers down
He was aptly named
PUT DOWN # 50
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he starts spinning you a line
Just say when he quickly bores
“Do you have magical powers?
In this fantasy world of yours?"
THE LIMITATIONS OF MODERN MEDICINE
My friend said I should take my husband
To see a doctor but I don’t know
Modern medicine is excellent but they
Can’t cure “honesty impairment” though
ARE YOU WEARING DANCING PUMPS?
Are you wearing dancing pumps?
Just like the great Darcy Bussle
But with your unusual body shape
Take care you don’t pull a muscle