Biggus
02-11-2014, 05:09 AM
ARE YOU WEARING A POUT?
Are you wearing a pout?
Well it’s bold without a doubt
But the overwhelming impression
Is that you look like a trout
I’VE ENROLLED MY SON # 2
I’ve enrolled my son
On an evening class for
Learning how to dry towels
By not leaving them on the floor
I WAS ONCE A MEDICAL STUDENT # 5
I was once a medical student
But I didn’t really try
I was asked what “varicose” meant
And said it was nearby
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 312
Mary had a little rash
So she can’t do it anymore
But she said its ok for us
To use her back door
CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW
At Chelsea my mother
Ran naked thru the judge’s tent
And she won first prize
For the best dry arrangement
AN OPTIMISTIC OPTICIAN
I go to an optimistic optician
When I need my biannual checks
The only downside is that he
Always sells me rose tinted specs
SHE BLUSHED TO HER ROOTS
She blushed to her roots
When he gave his diagnosis
Which caused him to delay
In delivering the prognosis
Then it dawned on him as he
Looked at the blushing Dinah
So he said to her much louder
“I said you have acute angina”
ARE YOU WEARING TINTED LENSES?
Are you wearing tinted lenses?
And the colour of vermillion
In normal light they look great
But at night you look like an alien
Are you wearing a pout?
Well it’s bold without a doubt
But the overwhelming impression
Is that you look like a trout
I’VE ENROLLED MY SON # 2
I’ve enrolled my son
On an evening class for
Learning how to dry towels
By not leaving them on the floor
I WAS ONCE A MEDICAL STUDENT # 5
I was once a medical student
But I didn’t really try
I was asked what “varicose” meant
And said it was nearby
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 312
Mary had a little rash
So she can’t do it anymore
But she said its ok for us
To use her back door
CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW
At Chelsea my mother
Ran naked thru the judge’s tent
And she won first prize
For the best dry arrangement
AN OPTIMISTIC OPTICIAN
I go to an optimistic optician
When I need my biannual checks
The only downside is that he
Always sells me rose tinted specs
SHE BLUSHED TO HER ROOTS
She blushed to her roots
When he gave his diagnosis
Which caused him to delay
In delivering the prognosis
Then it dawned on him as he
Looked at the blushing Dinah
So he said to her much louder
“I said you have acute angina”
ARE YOU WEARING TINTED LENSES?
Are you wearing tinted lenses?
And the colour of vermillion
In normal light they look great
But at night you look like an alien