A Little Bit Of Humour # 65

[Biggus]

I’VE ENROLLED MY SON # 1

I’ve enrolled my son
On an evening class
Using the brakes without
Giving passengers whiplash

ARE YOU WEARING A CORSAGE? # 1

Are you wearing a corsage?
On your ample rounded breast
What a beautiful creation
I like the little rose bud best

I WAS ONCE A MEDICAL STUDENT # 3

I was once a medical student
But I didn’t really try
When asked about the “fibula”
I thought it was a small lie

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 310

Mary had a camper van
She took it to the wood
She said that I could come
But I misunderstood

WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS COVERED

When I was a kid I was covered
In chocolate cake dough
Cherries and whipped cream
Life was hard in the gateau

FILTRATION IS ONE OF THE PROCESSES

Filtration is one of the processes
By which water can be made safe to drink
Flirtation is one of the processes
By which couples can see what they think

IT IS A PIVOTAL POINT IN HIS LIFE

It is a pivotal point in his life
When a boy reaches puberty
As he says goodbye to boyhood
And is on the way to his adultery

ARE YOU WEARING COLOURED LENSES?

Are you wearing coloured lenses?
If you’re not then what that means is
At the risk of sounding a cynic
You should visit the walk in eye clinic

[YesNo]

My wife once enrolled me in a swimming class since I couldn't swim and then let me know that I had to be there once a week. That was long ago. I went, but I don't think I can swim much better after that. Your poems about someone enrolling someone else in a class keep reminding me of that event.

I also liked the one about Mary and the camper van.

[AuntShecky]

You're in top form w. this batch, Mr. Big. My faves are the ones about the fibula, flirtation, and "adultery," but they'e all pretty good.

[Jack of Hearts]

WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS COVERED

When I was a kid I was covered
In chocolate cake dough
Cherries and whipped cream
Life was hard in the gateau

lulz you mean "gâteau" which is the french word for cake and if you anglicize it then it sounds like the word "ghetto," i.e. the heart of urban decay.





J

[Biggus]

Thank you all very much