A Little Bit Of Humour # 64

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I’VE ENROLLED MY WIFE # 3

I’ve enrolled my wife
On an evening class
Which should be simple
And not difficult to pass
It deals with the differences
She will have to face
Between a normal handbag
And a bloody Suitcase

ARE YOU WEARING A ROSEBUD?

Are you wearing a rosebud?
All delicate and pink
You’re allergic to flowers?
In which case I think
A wardrobe malfunction
Has revealed something pink

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 309

Mary had a little van
She had it all last summer
But now her little van
Has turned into a Hummer

I WAS ABSOLUTELY GUTTED WHEN I FOUND

I was absolutely gutted when I found
My wife was having an affair
A friend Mo, said turn to religion
And she can be stoned in the town square

GET A PENIS ENLARGER

“Get a penis enlarger”
My wife once said to me
So I found myself
Twenty year old Kelly

JOHN WAS THROWN OUT OF SCHOOL

John was thrown out of school
Because a girl played with his nob
That’s the third school in a year
He won’t easily find another job

WHEN TIMES ARE HARD, A WOMAN

When times are hard, a woman
Must resort to sexual intimacies
Due to the high cost of living
She can’t afford the batteries

ARE YOU WEARING A MONOCLE?

Are you wearing a monocle?
Can I ask the reason why?
You can still wear spectacles
Even if you have a glass eye

[YesNo]

I enjoyed many of these. I think the one about Kelly stood out, as well as the class teaching the difference between a handbag and a suitcase, and the monocle one.

[Jack of Hearts]

lolz kelly




J

[Biggus]

Thvery much both of you, glad you liked them, thank you both