A Little Bit Of Humour # 62

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I’VE ENROLLED MY HUSBAND # 1

I’ve enrolled my Husband,
To make his skills complete
On an evening class
About how to work the toilet seat

I BOUGHT A PRESENT FOR MY WIFE

I bought a present for my wife
Which cause us to have a fight
It was an enlightening book entitled
“I was wrong and he was right”

ARE YOU WEARING CORDUROY?

Are you wearing corduroy?
Oh you twenty-first century boy
You’re dressed as teacher would be
If he lived in nineteen seventy

I WAS ONCE A MEDICAL STUDENT # 1

I was once a medical student
But they had to send me home
As I thought “Caesarean section”
Was a district in Rome

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 307

Saw ye Eppie Marly, honey,
The woman that sells anything, honey?
She's lost her virtue and a' her money,
Wi' following a Goodtime Charlie, honey.

I WAS APPROACHED BY A WOMAN

I was approached by a woman
Doing customer researcher
I decided as I wasn’t in a hurry
I would stop and assist her
"What do you use for grooming?
Perhaps you could take a look”
“No need to consult your list”
I said “I only use “Facebook””

I MET A BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE PARK

I met a beautiful girl in the park
And the sparks flew, literally
She knocked me off my feet
Because she used a Taser on me

ARE YOU WEARING SEXY GARB?

Are you wearing sexy garb?
Well bless your heart I’m glad
But you wasted your time
Trying to look sexy is mad
You were sexy already, there
Was nothing you had to add

[YesNo]

"I bought a present for my wife" is my favorite of the set. Valentine's day is coming up. I'll have to see if I can find that book.

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It may be out of print! Thank you