A Little Bit Of Humour # 59

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ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 4

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour did not snuff it
They’re living in a bedsit in Merseyside
Where they have to rough it

LAST NIGHT I HAD FOR MY TEA

Last night I had for my tea
A delicious beef stew
With dumplings, better known
As my wife Sue

RED BLOODED

I like to think
I’m a red blooded man
I love the female form
I’m definitely a fan

But I’m old fashioned
Red blooded man or no
But there’s just a bit
Too much on show

RED FLANNEL NIGHTY

In your Red flannel nighty
But if I might say politely
You certainly don’t look flighty
But in regard to your flannel nighty
I don’t take my objective lightly
Which is to get inside it nightly

YOU ARE TRULY MIDDLE AGED

You are truly middle aged
When your twilight is dawning
And you still believe you will
Feel better in the morning

IN GEORGE CLOONEY’S LATEST ROLE

In George Clooney’s latest role
He’s to play the part of Kevan
A habitual paedophile
And it’s called "Oh, She's Eleven?"

SLUMBER WARNING

There is a limit to how early
You might go to your repose
Or you might end up retiring
Before you actually arose

MY CRAZY BROTHER IN LAW

My crazy brother in law
Has had a penis extension
Now visitors approach his
House with real apprehension

[YesNo]

I liked "Slumber Warning".

[Jack of Hearts]

Un****ingstoppable. The sheer volume of your output is nauseating. How do you do it, Mr. Dickus? Hillwalker speculated that you weren't a man, but in fact a room full of chimpanzees with typewriters.

Every. Single. Year. It's... it's... prodigious! And the quality (denotative meaning) is always so... consistent. You'd think a man would get better with writing that much poetry, you'd think maybe he'd get worse, not likely but this reader supposes it happens, but to stay, unchanging, in the same zone perpetually, that, dear friend, is the gargantuan feat you will be remembered for.





J


EDIT: You are the wood that will not bend.

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Thank you glad you liked it

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Well I dont know what to say to you Jack.
Perhaps upping your meds might help