Biggus
12-09-2013, 08:37 AM
ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 2
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour of their demise
Are presenting shows as Ant and Dec
In their most cunning disguise
ARE YOU WEARING A NIGHTIE?
Are you wearing a nightie?
Something sexy and flighty
I hope it’s a little see through
And through it I can see you
RED SKY IN THE MORNING
Red sky in the morning
As the day is dawning
Is a sailors warning they say
But really it’s just another day
I WENT TO PC WORLD
I went to PC World
I saw computers
With or without a screen
Keyboards and mice
But there wasn’t
A policeman to be seen
ARE YOU WEARING AN ANKLE BRACELET?
Are you wearing an ankle bracelet?
What is the significance? I forget
On one ankle you’re just crumpet
On the other you’re a strumpet
I CAN’T WATCH SYLVESTER STALLONE
I can’t watch Sylvester Stallone
I find his speech very distracting
He was clearly a graduate
Of the Mumbling school of acting
RED FEATHERS
She Wears Red Feathers
And a Huly-Huly Skirt
Or so the old song goes
To me she sounds like a flirt
Let’s see how alluring she is
In Primark joggers and T-shirt
THE DIARY OF A VIRGIN
The diary of a Virgin
Is a very short read
As there are within
No entries indeed
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour of their demise
Are presenting shows as Ant and Dec
In their most cunning disguise
ARE YOU WEARING A NIGHTIE?
Are you wearing a nightie?
Something sexy and flighty
I hope it’s a little see through
And through it I can see you
RED SKY IN THE MORNING
Red sky in the morning
As the day is dawning
Is a sailors warning they say
But really it’s just another day
I WENT TO PC WORLD
I went to PC World
I saw computers
With or without a screen
Keyboards and mice
But there wasn’t
A policeman to be seen
ARE YOU WEARING AN ANKLE BRACELET?
Are you wearing an ankle bracelet?
What is the significance? I forget
On one ankle you’re just crumpet
On the other you’re a strumpet
I CAN’T WATCH SYLVESTER STALLONE
I can’t watch Sylvester Stallone
I find his speech very distracting
He was clearly a graduate
Of the Mumbling school of acting
RED FEATHERS
She Wears Red Feathers
And a Huly-Huly Skirt
Or so the old song goes
To me she sounds like a flirt
Let’s see how alluring she is
In Primark joggers and T-shirt
THE DIARY OF A VIRGIN
The diary of a Virgin
Is a very short read
As there are within
No entries indeed