Biggus
11-30-2013, 05:49 AM
ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 1
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour, are not dead
But are doing a Piano cabaret act
On a cruise ship instead
ARE YOU WEARING SLACKS? # 2
Are you wearing slacks?
It’s certainly very casual attire
But not the kind of look
The fashion world desire
But fine for ordinary people
Who don’t set the world on fire
RED ROSE
Red rose carried no blush
She was not an English flower
Red rose was not prettily fragranced
She was not sweet, but sour
Red rose though of English genus
Was a spy for a Marxist power
VESUVIUS
Vesuvius is what
We called my sister Grace
It was because of all the
Eruptions on her face
I STRUGGLE WITH CERTAIN ACTORS
I struggle with certain actors
When giving cinematic recitals
Like De Niro and Pacino
They should come with subtitles
AT THANKSGIVING TIME
At thanksgiving time
Turkeys, will like as not
Do the thanksgiving dance
Known as the turkey trot
ARE YOU WEARING THAT LADY’S FAVOUR?
Are you wearing that lady’s favour?
Well I should tell you sir knight
That if you’re fighting for her virtue
It really isn’t worth the fight
A PAIR OF THERMOMETERS
What is the difference?
Between a pair of thermometers
Take your time don’t haste
One is oral the other rectal
It’s very simple really
The difference is the taste
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour, are not dead
But are doing a Piano cabaret act
On a cruise ship instead
ARE YOU WEARING SLACKS? # 2
Are you wearing slacks?
It’s certainly very casual attire
But not the kind of look
The fashion world desire
But fine for ordinary people
Who don’t set the world on fire
RED ROSE
Red rose carried no blush
She was not an English flower
Red rose was not prettily fragranced
She was not sweet, but sour
Red rose though of English genus
Was a spy for a Marxist power
VESUVIUS
Vesuvius is what
We called my sister Grace
It was because of all the
Eruptions on her face
I STRUGGLE WITH CERTAIN ACTORS
I struggle with certain actors
When giving cinematic recitals
Like De Niro and Pacino
They should come with subtitles
AT THANKSGIVING TIME
At thanksgiving time
Turkeys, will like as not
Do the thanksgiving dance
Known as the turkey trot
ARE YOU WEARING THAT LADY’S FAVOUR?
Are you wearing that lady’s favour?
Well I should tell you sir knight
That if you’re fighting for her virtue
It really isn’t worth the fight
A PAIR OF THERMOMETERS
What is the difference?
Between a pair of thermometers
Take your time don’t haste
One is oral the other rectal
It’s very simple really
The difference is the taste