Biggus
11-28-2013, 09:43 AM
ARE YOU WEARING A DUTCH CAP?
Are you wearing a Dutch cap?
Not the contraceptive madam
A hat from Holland, I see now
That it reads “I love Amsterdam”
WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 2
Why did the turkey cross the road?
There was a very simple reason
It was due to a lack of options for a Turkey
During the Thanksgiving season
ARE YOU WEARING SLACKS? # 1
Are you wearing slacks?
Oh I hate to call them that
They’re only trousers really
Unless you’re a pretentious twat
RED FLANNEL PJ’S
In your Red flannel PJ’s
You look quite a picture
Wrapped in the warm
Wool and cotton mixture
But as cosy as you look
I will immediately begin
To unbutton your PJ’s
And warm my hands within
WORDS ARE VERY IMPORTANT
Words are very important
Encyclopedia is one I like
But it doesn’t actually mean
A kiddie fiddler on a bike
THE LATEST WAY OF THINKING
Apparently the latest
Way of thinking
Is that there are
No such thing as facts
And that’s a fact
WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 3
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Well contrary to the fable
It was to avoid ending up
On the Thanksgiving table
I DO PREFER NATURAL BEAUTY
I saw her and thought “not a fan”
She was all extensions and fake tan
And she’d applied the slap thick
And her lips needed a chap stick
I thought it again as she left lipstick
Around my undiscerning dipstick
IF ONLY YOUR LEFT LEG WAS THANKSGIVING
If only your left leg was Thanksgiving
And your right leg was Christmas day
Then I could devote all of my time
To visiting you between the holidays
Are you wearing a Dutch cap?
Not the contraceptive madam
A hat from Holland, I see now
That it reads “I love Amsterdam”
WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 2
Why did the turkey cross the road?
There was a very simple reason
It was due to a lack of options for a Turkey
During the Thanksgiving season
ARE YOU WEARING SLACKS? # 1
Are you wearing slacks?
Oh I hate to call them that
They’re only trousers really
Unless you’re a pretentious twat
RED FLANNEL PJ’S
In your Red flannel PJ’s
You look quite a picture
Wrapped in the warm
Wool and cotton mixture
But as cosy as you look
I will immediately begin
To unbutton your PJ’s
And warm my hands within
WORDS ARE VERY IMPORTANT
Words are very important
Encyclopedia is one I like
But it doesn’t actually mean
A kiddie fiddler on a bike
THE LATEST WAY OF THINKING
Apparently the latest
Way of thinking
Is that there are
No such thing as facts
And that’s a fact
WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 3
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Well contrary to the fable
It was to avoid ending up
On the Thanksgiving table
I DO PREFER NATURAL BEAUTY
I saw her and thought “not a fan”
She was all extensions and fake tan
And she’d applied the slap thick
And her lips needed a chap stick
I thought it again as she left lipstick
Around my undiscerning dipstick
IF ONLY YOUR LEFT LEG WAS THANKSGIVING
If only your left leg was Thanksgiving
And your right leg was Christmas day
Then I could devote all of my time
To visiting you between the holidays