MystyrMystyry
11-27-2013, 07:36 PM
On the moons of Mars cavort with the stars
As they holiday on the shores of Jynx or Plunth;
Watch as they scrooble, scrimble, and grooble
Take pictures with them over the ensuiing month
There are no hotels, hostile hostels, nor motels,
Just neat mile-long rows of old circus tents;
In part they are green (those that can be seen)
The ones near Lake Minus cost only ten cents
But beware of the Hazards, Lizard-like Buzzards,
On Phobos for instance, they're many and strange;
In fact you won't find stranger, an uncertain danger,
But in contemplating them your mind will derange
On top of Mount Pyre sing songs by campfire,
Roast wild marshmallows until they are wilder;
Eat at their angriest (perhaps when hungriest),
They'll taste like very hot chilis (though milder)
Looking for some sport to suit the sporty sort?
On the wide sparse plains of Yewlowy Yorange
Desert jetski racing today may be the best way,
But the sand isn't red, more a mildewy orange
Just outside Gangew, but with less of a view,
You will notice the mushrooms are gigantic;
Don't poke or prod because they'll become odd,
Changing colours and kicking quite frantic
The holes in the ground, though solid and sound
Provide refuge if you can abide a quivering Frilver;
They'll attack on sight with both candles and light,
And take a bite of your spacesuit (they like silver)
In the town of Bripvivver take a dip in the river;
It's perfectly safe, or a bit, or at least so I've heard;
If you're pulled under with the speed of thunder
It's probably just the Phoboan Lightning Bird
Try to avoid, it's up to you, the dire Diemos Zoo,
Which can occur if natives you choose to canoodle;
Best to travel in groups of three, four, or moops,
And take classes in Heptics, Quipting, or Doodle
And last but not least will be the final day feast,
Which may be related to the above, I'm not sure;
The mean spirited Grerple whose fins are bright purple
Will take its pick of the juiciest, and than its fill will eat more
.
As they holiday on the shores of Jynx or Plunth;
Watch as they scrooble, scrimble, and grooble
Take pictures with them over the ensuiing month
There are no hotels, hostile hostels, nor motels,
Just neat mile-long rows of old circus tents;
In part they are green (those that can be seen)
The ones near Lake Minus cost only ten cents
But beware of the Hazards, Lizard-like Buzzards,
On Phobos for instance, they're many and strange;
In fact you won't find stranger, an uncertain danger,
But in contemplating them your mind will derange
On top of Mount Pyre sing songs by campfire,
Roast wild marshmallows until they are wilder;
Eat at their angriest (perhaps when hungriest),
They'll taste like very hot chilis (though milder)
Looking for some sport to suit the sporty sort?
On the wide sparse plains of Yewlowy Yorange
Desert jetski racing today may be the best way,
But the sand isn't red, more a mildewy orange
Just outside Gangew, but with less of a view,
You will notice the mushrooms are gigantic;
Don't poke or prod because they'll become odd,
Changing colours and kicking quite frantic
The holes in the ground, though solid and sound
Provide refuge if you can abide a quivering Frilver;
They'll attack on sight with both candles and light,
And take a bite of your spacesuit (they like silver)
In the town of Bripvivver take a dip in the river;
It's perfectly safe, or a bit, or at least so I've heard;
If you're pulled under with the speed of thunder
It's probably just the Phoboan Lightning Bird
Try to avoid, it's up to you, the dire Diemos Zoo,
Which can occur if natives you choose to canoodle;
Best to travel in groups of three, four, or moops,
And take classes in Heptics, Quipting, or Doodle
And last but not least will be the final day feast,
Which may be related to the above, I'm not sure;
The mean spirited Grerple whose fins are bright purple
Will take its pick of the juiciest, and than its fill will eat more
.