A Little Bit Of Humour # 54

[Biggus]

ARE YOU WEARING A SMUG EXPRESSION?

Are you wearing a smug expression?
Well that can mean just one thing
As you’re dressed in that dark suit
You didn’t shake before letting it swing

ARE YOU WEARING A BARRETTE?

Are you wearing a barrette?
I can see something shining there
Holding your tresses from your face
Silver in your brunette hair

FESTIVAL TOILETS

At the festival toilets
There was a bit of a queue
Which got a bit out of hand
To my view
But we all survived
The Battle of Portaloo

MY UNCLE MICHAEL

My Uncle Michael
Was a schizophrenic
But he was good people
Was Uncle Mick

I LOST MY BOOMERANG

I lost my boomerang
I can’t remember where or how
Oh wait a minute
It’s coming back to me now

MY POOR UNCLE TURNED TO CRIME

My poor uncle turned to crime
Him and an incompetent friend
They got caught with a shotgun
And he sawed off the wrong end

WHITE SHOES

Stiletto heeled white shoes
Being worn out to a party
Well in my personal view
They make you look tarty

RED SHOES

Stiletto heeled red shoes
Are of such seductive hues
That when they come into view
They arouse a man anew

[AuntShecky]

"heeled" you mean, in the closing two.

That the Brits ain't funny
is a nasty rumor.
The LitNet's got Biggus
with a big sense o' humor.

[Biggus]

Thanks Aunty thats brilliant