Big

[MystyrMystyry]

I wakes up
to find I have
grown some

so I groan some
because this means
I needs a new wardrobe

and bed too
obviously
a very long one

me feet ain't so much
hanging over the end
as out the window

and me hands
is in altogether
different rooms

I is huge

me head pushes
up the ceiling
and I wears the roof as a hat

grabs the sheets
for coverage
if you follow me

and quickly find meself
out in the street
far above it in fact

Godzilla proportions
without the scales
teeth, claws, tail

or King Kong
without the fur

bad example

ginormous
and getting bigger
by the minute

pretty awkward
as I hasten
to the doctor

hope they can fix it
because I'm feeling
a bit singular

I appropriate a pair
of trucks for
rollerskates

uh oh

it's a helicopter

and a jet

a squadron


maybe the trucks wasn't the best idea





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[Gilliatt Gurgle]

Nice to see you're still checking in from time to time.
Enjoyed it.
Brought one of my favorites to mind...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Colossal_Beast

[YesNo]

The "grown some" and "groan some" was pretty good.

[Jerrybaldy]

Brought Spike Milligan to mind and good to read as always MM.

[MystyrMystyry]

Thanks Gilliatt :) Also for the reference, though I haven't seen it yet, not even the original either. I'll look it up on one of the websites.

[MystyrMystyry]

Thanks YesNo :) (Still one of the best internet names you know ;)

[MystyrMystyry]

Thanks JB :)


Well you don't get much higher praise than that!


Spike wrote some good serious stuff as well, which you've probably read. But right now you've got me doing a search for some Goon Show records :)