A Little Bit Of Humour # 52

[Biggus]

ARE YOU WEARING SPANX?

Are you wearing spanx?
I thought that was the case
Because you’ve got a fat neck
And a very red face

ARE YOU WEARING A LITTLE BLACK DRESS?

Are you wearing a little black dress?
In the coco channel style to impress
Even though it’s a very classic gown
You look more like Coco the clown

HIS LATE GRACE

When my uncle
Passed away last night
He was given
The last rites
By a Bishop, who
Missed it very nearly
As he could only
Move diagonally

MATHS PROBLEMS

The American’s must
Suffer from innumeracy
As they only have one math
As far as I can see

MY BROTHER TEACHES

My brother teaches
Year nine history
Which in itself
Is a bit of a mystery
As there are more
Interesting years surely

SUPER HEROES COME

Super heroes come
In all shapes and forms
Which is fair enough
But what kind of hero
Is Iron Man,
Ironing isn’t even tough

I TOLD PEOPLE THAT MY UNCLE

I told people that my uncle
Worked for the United Nations
And it was an illusion I enjoyed
That was not strictly the truth
But it was close enough
After all he was UNemployed

I SIGNED UP FOR BOTANY

When I was at school
I signed up for Botany
I thought any class about “bots”
Is the one for me

[DocHeart]

MY BROTHER TEACHES

My brother teaches
Year nine history
Which in itself
Is a bit of a mystery
As there are more
Interesting years surely




I'm gonna die! :smilielol5:

[Biggus]

Dont do that Doc
Cheers

[AuntShecky]

Obscene callers may give you the creeps and the willies,
but this time there's no need for fear or for caring:
Only cute little lines, those endearing sillies
from Biggus asking what you are wearing.

[YesNo]

Nice ones about Iron Man and the UNemployed uncle.

[Biggus]

Thanks Aunty

[Biggus]

Thank you