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Steven Hunley
11-07-2013, 07:37 PM
The Dissolute Prince


During the last days of the Dowager Empress of China a provincial king had two sons. The younger one, named Cricket, was frail, inquisitive, volatile, well-read, filled with imagination and sung with a fine melodious voice. Ox, his brother, was plodding, earthy, with no imagination, never read a book or raised his voice in song. They were only a year apart and the queen had passed away while giving birth to Cricket, provoking unwarranted animosity from his father.

Of the two, only Cricket got into trouble, with his endless antics and questions. Ox was steady going, never questioned anything, and always did what he was told with strict obedience. Not so his little brother. After Cricket read Plutarch’s account of Spartacus, he asked his tutor,

“How can a man can be a slave one day and a leader of men the next?”

The ancient tutor tugged on his grey wispy beard while watching a nightingale hover in midair over a beetle. To escape, the beetle burrowed into the rotten bark of a nearby tree. The nightingale grew fatigued and landed on the branch which snapped off, exposing the beetle. The lucky bird swallowed him up.

“It’s circumstance, in some cases just circumstance. But something like that could only happen long ago in Rome.”

“I wish I could lead a slave revolt and be a hero.”

“When you are king you can lead the whole country, and do, and be, whatever you wish.”

“I suppose so.”

“In the meantime come with me and take a few steps on the garden path, across the flag stones littered with cherry blossoms, under the graceful branches of the willows, over the half-moon bridge poised over the reflecting pool, and exercise your body. Your father says you need to give your imagination a break.”

Sometimes imagination is stirred by the lack of stimulation and other times prompted by the strange and unique. As Cricket grew older his mind was stimulated by both. Utterly bored with life behind palace walls, up to his neck in royal protocols and courtly procedures, Cricket sought life in the crowded streets and markets of the city. He would disappear for hours at a time through a back gate where he knew a guard who kept his secret. He fancied all manner of men and women, how they dressed and spoke, the various colors of their skin, their castes and classes, sizes and shapes, religious beliefs, virtues and vices.

Their vices were of particular interest. Gambling, drinking, smoking, women, song, all these were fair game to Cricket's mind, a mind used to being sheltered behind ivory shutters hinged with gold fastenings, where every palace door lintel was fashioned of sacred wood and blessed by Confucius.

While Ox was stuffing himself at a feast in the palace, Cricket would be drinking in a tavern. When Ox was warming his feet securely by a fire in his own rooms, Cricket would be crouched playing dice with complete strangers in a dim corner of a warehouse. Ox would understand the musical water fountain in the royal botanical garden, but Cricket would understand that no river refuses the sea, and it wasn’t so much the university you attended as the classes you took.

Cricket spent so much time in the town, and so many reports of his misadventures filtered back to the Emerald Palace that the king summoned his son to the great hall. Usually it was stuffed with ambassadors, wise men, and officials, but now it was late afternoon and as empty as a peasant’s rice bowl during a famine. Slanted bars of golden light filtered between the shutters onto the polished teakwood table, a koi bowl reflected curved patterns; cast them down, turning the carpet into a Sumatran tiger’s hide. Mandarin oranges polished with bee’s wax sat piled in a bowl enameled with five-clawed dragons, nestled next to rust-colored peaches from Samarkand. In those days there were few distinctions among spices, perfumes, drugs, or incense. All fed the spirit and nourished the body. Some could attract a lover, or for the more pious and needy, a divinity.

The great hall was deserted with the exception of his uncle, the king’s most trusted advisor, and he was off in a far corner examining a book. The king spoke.

“I see you notice the new incense our traders brought back from Bhutan. It is primarily made of cinnamon, clove, and Kusum flowers. I burn it as an offering to venerate our ancestors. I must, you force my hand."

The king looked at his son sternly.

“You should be concerned that your intemperate exploits are becoming the talk of the land. By disgracing yourself you bring shame on the entire family. I want you to curtail your activities, apply yourself to your studies, follow your brother’s lead, and see to it nothing scandalous happens again.”

Cricket said nothing in return, but thought, “It’s never a discussion, from my father it’s always a decree.”

He turned on his heel and padded out respectfully while fuming like a tea kettle inside.

The king looked over at his uncle who was closing the book, but when he looked up, saw on his face he’d heard every word.

“I didn’t mean to be hard on Cricket,” the king explained. “But I worry about him at times. He’s a dreamer. He needs to be more grounded, like…..”

“Like Ox?”

“Yes, more like Ox. More regular and more deliberate.”

The uncle looked out through the shutters and saw it was nearly sunset. He opened one to view the clouds and refresh himself in the magic of nature.

“Look at this,” he motioned to the king.

The sun was flattening itself on the horizon, and the clouds, formerly tinted grey and blue during the entire day, where changing colors by the minute. Parts that were formerly pale and bright went shadowed and dark. Amber went azure, blue turned grey, even their shapes and sizes changed according to the whimsy of winds and shadows. The uncle raised his hand and gestured.

“It looks to me that you have a dreamer and a plodder, one with his head stuck in the clouds, and one with his feet planted in the earth. But who can say what you will have in the future? Not even the princess themselves know that for certain.”

“And I should take solace in that?”

“Until you learn to take solace in chaos, dear nephew, you’ll never be a true Mandarin.”

“You always quote platitudes. You’re like Polonius in Hamlet, always handing out easy-to-digest platitudes, and the last one to know what’s really going on.”

The air in the great hall went still. Columns of incense smoke drew straight blue lines climbing to the red ceiling beams.

“Don’t be stern with me, I won’t have it. You may be king, but I’m still your uncle and can put you in your place. And while I’m your advisor, I have one more gem for you to examine, one from the noble Confucius,

"Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without".

***

Conclusion to follow on Nov, 15th

Delta40
11-08-2013, 06:48 PM
I'm sure I read a slightly different version yesterday...

I love your writing Steve. Great character names for this fable like story. I look forward to the conclusion.

Steven Hunley
11-15-2013, 01:19 PM
End of story-

Late that night Cricket packed a clean set of clothes, a few rice cakes, his razor, and toothbrush.

“I’m through trusting the locals. They talk entirely too much.”

Then he found his mirror he spoke to his reflection, transforming his face into that of a crafty card-player.

“Oh, did you see who played cards here tonight? It was Prince Cricket! Did you notice the bottle of plum wine he drank? Yes, the whole bottle!”

Then he screwed up his face and it seemed to tint yellow and turned gaunt with heavy eyes almost impossible to keep open. He scratched his nose saying,

“Celestial Heavens, yes. I saw our future king. Did you see how many pipes of opium he smoked at our establishment? Yes, down to the dross! Of course he slept like a baby, as if he was in his golden bed in the Emerald Palace being fanned with Crested Ibis feathers. We always provide sophisticated amusement for our customers.”

Then his face took on the look of a wizened Madam with shallow rice-powder cheeks and red lips and a wrinkled withered ancient python throat.

“He wasn’t worth anything after he visited you den of dreams, but before? Did you see how many of my wa-shê girls were at his beck and call? He wore every one of them out and gifted each with silk stockings. Oh, he’s quite a lover when he’s sober!”

Cricket grimaced and tossed the mirror into a bag along with the rest of his kit.

“I’ll go a long way down river, where no one has heard of me.”

Two weeks later he was far down the Yangzi. But things never go exactly as planned. He smoked again, but this time the opium was much stronger and made him sleep deeper than ever before, as if he’d descended into a black hole. When he awoke he was stripped of his rich clothes and money, face down in an alley. He sought out a magistrate but instead of helping, the magistrate saw to it he was put in jail and beat soundly. After being released he was sold into slavery by an unscrupulous official and made to pull boats up the Yangzi for his rice, with a crew of fifteen coolies who were virtual slaves made to wear blue rags to mark their lowly occupation.

The toughest work was man-hauling splendid sea-going Junks. When the current was rapid they weighed the most and the coolies strained on the ropes, crawling on the ground on all fours, pulling desperately against the raging current. The easiest work was when they were stevedores unloading boats on the pier. When a small packet slipped out of a cotton bale and into the water, Cricket grabbed it and put it in his pocket.

Later that night he took it out under the full moon. It was a packet of high-grade opium marked by the East India Company. Just then a cloud drifted over the face of the moon and plunged the land into darkness…and engendered an idea.

***

In the autumn the coolies pulled the Junk up river to Yichang on payday. Cricket’s muscles had become like steel and he didn’t object when the crew wanted four extra wine casks aboard for the night’s celebrations and fireworks, and he informed the pulling coolies, most of which were down-on-their-luck sailors, to be ready.

By night the party was in full swing. One, then two, then all four casks were emptied. An hour later all the sailors were fast asleep, drugged by the opium the prince mixed in the wine. Cricket and his crew bound them with rope and carried them ashore and took over the ship. Not a shot was fired, not one sailor’s naughty dream of women and treasure was disturbed.

As they turned the boat around to go back down river, one coolie ran up from the cabin waving a piece of paper.

“Look, Master Cricket!”

It was a manifest of goods, and a schedule of locations of the secret meeting points between the East India Company ships and the junk they’d just taken for the next six months. They’d meet at sea, transfer the illicit cargo, and smuggle it upriver concealed in bales of cotton.

Cricket called a meeting.

“You men have just gained your freedom, but what now? Hide until you’re found? Unable to walk down the street with your wife and children in broad daylight? Doomed to work your rice paddies, constantly looking over your shoulder until you twist off your neck?"

“That’s no kind of life at all,” chorused the crew.

“I agree, and I have a plan that will gain each of us freedom. Instead of hunted, we’ll be celebrated. Are you with me?”

Raucous cheers echoed between the gorges downriver for a mile.

One by one they met with the East India Company ships in the South China Sea and each in turn was waylaid, and its opium confiscated and dumped overboard.


When the king heard of these great exploits, Cricket returned home in triumph and the remaining coolie slaves were set free by royal decree. Even the Dowager Empress sent royal scribes to record the story so it would be told for generations, and delegated the finest artists in the land to paint it on a gold-dusted many-paneled Chinese screen with a Celestially-black lacquered frame.

Ever since then, whenever autumn arrives and the leaves in the mountains show their gaudy colors, the ladies of the palace catch crickets and keep them in small golden cages, strategically placed near their pillows so as to hear their poignant songs of hope during the darkest of nights.


©Steven Hunley 2013