A Little Bit Of Humour # 51

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TRAFFIC COP – SERIOUS BUMMER

Sometimes you can talk
Your way out of a ticket
A little bit of charm
Is probably the safest bet
Humour can work as well
But avoid the obvious bummer
By not asking the cop
If he is dumb or dumber

ARE YOU WEARING A CASSOCK?

Are you wearing a cassock?
As you kneel on a hassock
I wonder what it’s concealing
As you’re reverently kneeling
One day I might get to see
As you change in the vestry

AT STONEHENGE, THE DRUIDS

At Stonehenge, the druids
Exchange bodily fluids
At the temple to the sun
As the solstice begun
Dressed up like loons
And barking at the moon

THE RED LIGHT

The Red Light
Means stop, although
In the seedier parts
It does mean go

ARE YOU WEARING SUNGLASSES?

Are you wearing sunglasses?
Well they are the height of cool
But it’s England and its February
And you look a bloody fool

MY DEAREST WIFE AND I WERE HAPPY

My dearest wife and I were
Happy for twenty years
Unfortunately we met then
And life was suddenly full of tears

HOBBIES ARE VERY IMPORTANT

Hobbies are very important
Even for planners and plotters
I think everyone needs a hobby
I myself count train spotters

I HAVE SOMETHING OF A WEAKNESS

I have something of a weakness
I suppose it’s my Achilles
But I’m an old fashioned letch
So I like fillies in frillies

[AuntShecky]

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I'm not "new to the Forums,"
but I still wonder why
my slapdashes at humor
seldom spark a "reply."

Being ignored is not bliss--
that theory's been tested,
as is said in Tinsel Town,
I can't get "arrested."

The jokes float out to the Void;
my quips drop down a well,
but it's fun to post 'em.
so I say," What the hell."

[Biggus]

Nice one Aunty