A Little Bit Of Humour # 43

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TRAFFIC COP – STOPPED FOR SPEEDING

When a cop stopped me for speeding
They fined me one hundred pounds
“I was only trying to keep up with traffic”
But the traffic officer stood his ground
Then he look at me and responded
“But there are no other cars around”
“I know” I said “I was doing a hundred
And I was still losing ground

MY WIFE DOESN’T GO TO THE GYM # 3

My wife doesn’t go to the gym
She’s the fittest lass around
As she gets all the exercise she needs
Just from running people down

ARE YOU WEARING SPIVS GARB?

Are you wearing spivs garb?
You are doubtless here to chisel
Hawking your counterfeit goods
Doubtless all sausage and no sizzle

IF YOU’RE LONELY AT WORK

If you’re lonely at work
And you find it self-defeating
There is only one thing for it
And that is to call a meeting

STOP THE TB CULLING

Stop the TB culling?
Not on my nadgers
Save the hedgehogs
And cull the badgers

SHOP PC

I went shopping in
PC World yesterday
You really have to
Watch what you say

FAVOURITE CAR

To find our favourite car
A survey has been done
And women have declared
That it is a red one

MY SOLICITOR SAID

My solicitor said
That he would get me
A very good Barrister

“I don’t need” I said
“Someone making coffee
Just get me a lawyer”

[cafolini]

IF YOU’RE LONELY AT WORK

If you’re lonely at work
And you find it self-defeating
There is only one thing for it
And that is to call a meeting

LOL

[AuntShecky]

If you’re lonely at work
And you find it self-defeating
There is only one thing for it
And that is to call a meeting

There's no better time for a meeting than when you need a nap.

[cafolini]

There's no better time for a meeting than when you need a nap.

Senator Hayakawa, Korzybski's pupil, would have agreed with you before he retired from the GOP in the 70's.

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Thanks everyone