Biggus
09-17-2013, 08:27 AM
TRAFFIC COP – I’M SORRY OFFICER
“I have to book you” the Officer said
“In the hope that you won’t do it again sir”
“No it won’t happen again” I said
“As I won’t forget to plug in my radar detector”
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 303
There was a chandler making candles
For all the convent girls to handle
Where at night the Sister would shout
Its bed time girls so candles out
I WATCHED A RIVETING DOCUMENTARY
I watched a riveting documentary
On television last night
It was all about how ships were
Put together by shipwrights
MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE’S MIDDLE CLASS
My girlfriend says she’s middle class
And I laugh in her face
She’s clearly working class
Because at her dads place
They have a television
That’s bigger than their bookcase
IT SEEMS THAT PORNOGRAPHY
It seems that pornography
Is frowned upon
But I think that’s just all
The concentration
MY WIFE DOESN’T GO TO THE GYM # 1
My wife doesn’t go to the gym
She doesn’t suffer from delusions
But she gets all the exercise she needs
Just from jumping to conclusions
ARE YOU WEARING A FUR COAT?
Are you wearing a fur coat?
Well that’s a cause of snickers
I know it’s not original but
Beggars can’t be pickers
But it’s a well-known adage
“Fur coat and no knickers”
INCENTIVE SCHEME
If your staff tell you an
Incentive scheme is desired
Say “I have one for you”
Work hard or get fired
“I have to book you” the Officer said
“In the hope that you won’t do it again sir”
“No it won’t happen again” I said
“As I won’t forget to plug in my radar detector”
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 303
There was a chandler making candles
For all the convent girls to handle
Where at night the Sister would shout
Its bed time girls so candles out
I WATCHED A RIVETING DOCUMENTARY
I watched a riveting documentary
On television last night
It was all about how ships were
Put together by shipwrights
MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE’S MIDDLE CLASS
My girlfriend says she’s middle class
And I laugh in her face
She’s clearly working class
Because at her dads place
They have a television
That’s bigger than their bookcase
IT SEEMS THAT PORNOGRAPHY
It seems that pornography
Is frowned upon
But I think that’s just all
The concentration
MY WIFE DOESN’T GO TO THE GYM # 1
My wife doesn’t go to the gym
She doesn’t suffer from delusions
But she gets all the exercise she needs
Just from jumping to conclusions
ARE YOU WEARING A FUR COAT?
Are you wearing a fur coat?
Well that’s a cause of snickers
I know it’s not original but
Beggars can’t be pickers
But it’s a well-known adage
“Fur coat and no knickers”
INCENTIVE SCHEME
If your staff tell you an
Incentive scheme is desired
Say “I have one for you”
Work hard or get fired