Jerrybaldy
08-27-2013, 06:36 PM
Fake kiss left cheek, fake kiss right.
"Your name is Vanessa?
Wow that was my mother's name"
(It wasn't)
"You are a vegan?
I guess meat is murder
If you think about it"
(I need bacon now)
(Are those your nipples or bra points?)
"Yea, Dave knows how to throw a party"
(He has some dull assed friends)
(Shi t I was invited)
"Hey I would love a vol au vent"
(Tastes like the secretion of a squid
In a puff pastry)
It's time for punch
And a trip to the bathroom.
Dave takes antidepressants
And suffers heartburn.
I piss in the sink
And take Dave's pills.
Vanessa is waiting for me downstairs.
"Are those your nipples or a pointy bra?"
"Prick"
Is her singular reply.
She is right.
But if I walk out of here
And keep on walking six hours to the coast
I could sit by the atalntic
Watch the sunrise
And be somebody else.
(End it here).
"Your name is Vanessa?
Wow that was my mother's name"
(It wasn't)
"You are a vegan?
I guess meat is murder
If you think about it"
(I need bacon now)
(Are those your nipples or bra points?)
"Yea, Dave knows how to throw a party"
(He has some dull assed friends)
(Shi t I was invited)
"Hey I would love a vol au vent"
(Tastes like the secretion of a squid
In a puff pastry)
It's time for punch
And a trip to the bathroom.
Dave takes antidepressants
And suffers heartburn.
I piss in the sink
And take Dave's pills.
Vanessa is waiting for me downstairs.
"Are those your nipples or a pointy bra?"
"Prick"
Is her singular reply.
She is right.
But if I walk out of here
And keep on walking six hours to the coast
I could sit by the atalntic
Watch the sunrise
And be somebody else.
(End it here).