A Little Bit Of Humour # 38

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THEY LACK COMMON SENSE

They lack Common sense
Their failing is immense
But in their defence
It’s the addled essence
Of their adolescence

IN THE LONDON MARATHON

In the London marathon
One of my friends ran
Dressed as a chicken
While another one ran
Dressed as an egg
I don’t know who came first

WHEREVER MY FATHER IS RIGHT NOW # 1

Wherever my father is right now
I’m sure he’s looking down
But assuredly He is not dead
He’s just on the roof stealing lead

WE HAD SEPARATE HOLIDAYS

We had separate holidays,
Because we thought
Absence would make
The heart grow fonder
But when we returned
To our home afterwards
We both wished
We’d stayed away for longer

I’M NOT SURE IF INDEED IT’S ME

I’m not sure if indeed it’s me
Or maybe its intentional irony
But you can hear the approach
Of the daily “Roach Coach”
The chime being the announcer
As it plays La Cucaracha

I HATE THE ONE PENCE PIECES

I hate the one pence pieces
5p’s and tuppence’s
I suppose you think it strange
But I simply don’t like change

AS WE APPROACHED THE AIRPORT

As we approached the airport
The warning light went on
And I had to return the stewardess
To the upright position

MY NEW GIRLFRIEND IS FROM GLASGOW

My new girlfriend is from Glasgow
And when I met her Father and Mother
I found they were incredibly posh,
They served deep fried Ferrero Rocher

[AuntShecky]

I like "Wherever My Father is Right Now," "We Had Separate Holidays," and "As We Approached the Airport" because in each of the them the humor is in the unexpected punchline or a "surprise ending."

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Thanks Aunty glad you enjoyed them