Biggus
08-23-2013, 08:46 AM
WE HAVE A GREAT IRISH INTERNATIONAL
We have a great Irish international
By the name of Kevin O’Rourke
Well when I say he’s Irish
His parents once went to Cork
RCN HYMN
From the wards of emphysema
To the floors of maternity
We are proud to all be members
Of the nursing fraternity
We work for the sake of patients
As keep our hospital clean:
And we fight the daily battles
In blue or white or green
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF A MUMMY
The disappearance of a mummy
Was investigated by Inspector Grace
And with his years of experience
He soon wrapped up the case
MOTHER’S DAY
Don’t forget mum on Mother’s Day
A bottle of something I think
And just remember that it is you
That drives her to drink
MY CAT IS A FUSSY EATER # 2
My cat is a fussy eater
That’s not uncommon for a Siamese
And some days only RATatouille
On a bed of Mice will please
I WAS AT A FANCY DRESS PARTY
I was at a fancy dress party
And looking for something tarty
I was beginning to lose hope
When I got an unexpected grope
And I was forced to conclude
When things got decidedly rude
That for the very best nooky
You should do it with a Wooky
JULIUS CAESAR’S APPROACH
Julius Caesar’s approach
May have been absurd
But a different approach
Was what he preferred
Which is why he came,
He saw, he concurred
MY UNCLE GROWS VEG
My uncle grows veg
Not for eating though
He is after prizes
At the garden show
Every waking hour
He nurtures and nurses
Mixing up solutions
As he coaxes and coerces
Enormous Marrows
Giant Asparagus
Towering Celery
And humungous fungus
We have a great Irish international
By the name of Kevin O’Rourke
Well when I say he’s Irish
His parents once went to Cork
RCN HYMN
From the wards of emphysema
To the floors of maternity
We are proud to all be members
Of the nursing fraternity
We work for the sake of patients
As keep our hospital clean:
And we fight the daily battles
In blue or white or green
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF A MUMMY
The disappearance of a mummy
Was investigated by Inspector Grace
And with his years of experience
He soon wrapped up the case
MOTHER’S DAY
Don’t forget mum on Mother’s Day
A bottle of something I think
And just remember that it is you
That drives her to drink
MY CAT IS A FUSSY EATER # 2
My cat is a fussy eater
That’s not uncommon for a Siamese
And some days only RATatouille
On a bed of Mice will please
I WAS AT A FANCY DRESS PARTY
I was at a fancy dress party
And looking for something tarty
I was beginning to lose hope
When I got an unexpected grope
And I was forced to conclude
When things got decidedly rude
That for the very best nooky
You should do it with a Wooky
JULIUS CAESAR’S APPROACH
Julius Caesar’s approach
May have been absurd
But a different approach
Was what he preferred
Which is why he came,
He saw, he concurred
MY UNCLE GROWS VEG
My uncle grows veg
Not for eating though
He is after prizes
At the garden show
Every waking hour
He nurtures and nurses
Mixing up solutions
As he coaxes and coerces
Enormous Marrows
Giant Asparagus
Towering Celery
And humungous fungus