Biggus
08-12-2013, 09:12 AM
I WAS ALWAYS TOLD THAT FARMING
I was always told that Farming
Was a terribly tough way of life
Well I haven’t found that to be the case
And nor has Audrey my wife
We were told by almost everyone
We were making a big mistake
But we chose to be Wind Farmers
And honestly it’s a piece of cake
MEMORY OF AN ELEPHANT
Apparently my Dad
Has the memory of an Elephant
When he was a boy
He went Zoo and saw an Elephant
MY FATHER WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN
My Father was trying to explain
About anaphylactic shock again
And wasn’t doing it very well
I could have explained it in a nutshell
I AM NOT IN ANY WAY INTERESTED IN
I am not in any way interested in
An alternative energy supplier
Because if I said I was unhappy
With food I would be a liar
SHE WAS A VERY BIG LASS
She was a very big lass
And Apple shaped I suppose
But she was dressed
In quite unsuitable clothes
Beige Lycra pedal pushers
And a long white clingy top
They would have looked better
Left hanging in the shop
It certainly was a sight
I wouldn’t easily forget
As I watched her in the sun
Looking like a melting cornet
LOOKING FOR A NEW START
My wife and I were
Looking for a new start
So I bought a Waterbed
To rekindle loves spark
Something fresh and exciting
But we just drifted apart
A CARELESSLY DISCARDED MATCH
A carelessly discarded match
Can start a forest fire
Yet it takes a whole box
To light your bonfire
MY CAT IS A FUSSY EATER # 1
My cat is a fussy eater
That’s not uncommon for a Siamese
And for breakfast she will only eat
A bowl of Mice Crispies
I was always told that Farming
Was a terribly tough way of life
Well I haven’t found that to be the case
And nor has Audrey my wife
We were told by almost everyone
We were making a big mistake
But we chose to be Wind Farmers
And honestly it’s a piece of cake
MEMORY OF AN ELEPHANT
Apparently my Dad
Has the memory of an Elephant
When he was a boy
He went Zoo and saw an Elephant
MY FATHER WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN
My Father was trying to explain
About anaphylactic shock again
And wasn’t doing it very well
I could have explained it in a nutshell
I AM NOT IN ANY WAY INTERESTED IN
I am not in any way interested in
An alternative energy supplier
Because if I said I was unhappy
With food I would be a liar
SHE WAS A VERY BIG LASS
She was a very big lass
And Apple shaped I suppose
But she was dressed
In quite unsuitable clothes
Beige Lycra pedal pushers
And a long white clingy top
They would have looked better
Left hanging in the shop
It certainly was a sight
I wouldn’t easily forget
As I watched her in the sun
Looking like a melting cornet
LOOKING FOR A NEW START
My wife and I were
Looking for a new start
So I bought a Waterbed
To rekindle loves spark
Something fresh and exciting
But we just drifted apart
A CARELESSLY DISCARDED MATCH
A carelessly discarded match
Can start a forest fire
Yet it takes a whole box
To light your bonfire
MY CAT IS A FUSSY EATER # 1
My cat is a fussy eater
That’s not uncommon for a Siamese
And for breakfast she will only eat
A bowl of Mice Crispies