Biggus
08-06-2013, 08:04 AM
INDUSTRIALISED SPORT
Sport was industrialised by the Soviet Union
To promote communism
And not the money hungry capitalist west
But it profited capitalism
WE HAVE A GREAT SCOTTISH INTERNATIONAL
We have a great Scottish international
By the name of Jim McKee
Well when I say he’s a Scottish
His parents once went to Dundee
OUR TEAM PLAY AT AN HISTORIC GROUND
Our team play at an historic ground
We on the terraces all proudly roar
All the visiting fans shout in reply
That it’s an old run down eye sore
AMATEURISM
Amateurism, when participating
Was more important than winning
Well that idealism has been lost
Because today it’s win at all cost
WE HAVE A MIDFIELD GENERAL # 2
We have a midfield General
Highly talented but temperamental
A hard working terrier
But on a bad day he’s just mental
IF YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL
If your team is doing well
You can carry a player with flare
But if they’re doing badly
He’s no more than a waste of air
IF NANI WAS IN YOUR TEAM
If Nani was in your team
Would you enjoy his flare?
Well I can tell it has its place
But he just shows off to be fair
I WAS DRIVING HOME AFTER THE MATCH
I was driving home after the match
Listening to the report on the BBC
It was described as a fascinating contest
Which surprised the hell out of me
Far from being an interesting match
It was the most boring thing you could see
HE’S AN INSTINCTIVE PLAYER
He’s an instinctive player
A natural and prodigious talent
Or so they say, I think its
More by luck than judgment
Sport was industrialised by the Soviet Union
To promote communism
And not the money hungry capitalist west
But it profited capitalism
WE HAVE A GREAT SCOTTISH INTERNATIONAL
We have a great Scottish international
By the name of Jim McKee
Well when I say he’s a Scottish
His parents once went to Dundee
OUR TEAM PLAY AT AN HISTORIC GROUND
Our team play at an historic ground
We on the terraces all proudly roar
All the visiting fans shout in reply
That it’s an old run down eye sore
AMATEURISM
Amateurism, when participating
Was more important than winning
Well that idealism has been lost
Because today it’s win at all cost
WE HAVE A MIDFIELD GENERAL # 2
We have a midfield General
Highly talented but temperamental
A hard working terrier
But on a bad day he’s just mental
IF YOUR TEAM IS DOING WELL
If your team is doing well
You can carry a player with flare
But if they’re doing badly
He’s no more than a waste of air
IF NANI WAS IN YOUR TEAM
If Nani was in your team
Would you enjoy his flare?
Well I can tell it has its place
But he just shows off to be fair
I WAS DRIVING HOME AFTER THE MATCH
I was driving home after the match
Listening to the report on the BBC
It was described as a fascinating contest
Which surprised the hell out of me
Far from being an interesting match
It was the most boring thing you could see
HE’S AN INSTINCTIVE PLAYER
He’s an instinctive player
A natural and prodigious talent
Or so they say, I think its
More by luck than judgment