62

[virtuoso]

Vitamins, supplements, implements
A touch of gray to make her day
Centrum Gold surface to mold
Mucinex the diaphragm to flex
A facelift time line to shift
Tummy tuck calorie count to buck
Therepeutic ball arthritis to stall
Viagra kick to stiffen the prick
A greener diet disease to spite
Part time job social security to rob
Winter retreat boredom to defeat
Library clique mental acuity to tweak
Dated trust to stem kinder lust
Notarized will posterity to spill

[cafolini]

I think there were 76 trombones.

[virtuoso]

Thanks for the funny rejoinder, calfolini!