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MANICHAEAN
06-29-2013, 07:37 PM
An Unconventional Affair

When I hear that someone is having an “affair,” I am always intrigued, both by the word itself and by its implications. On the one hand, the term has the appearances of being almost cold, businesslike and clinical. Yet beneath the encompassing political correctness of the word, there lie serpentine currents of deceit, and images of white hot passion in small provincial hotel boudoirs. Or is it all my imagination?

I’ve been having an affair lately with cooking, and although I’ve been careful in conducting it, perhaps it is my Irish Catholic upbringing that requires it no longer be hidden in the dark shadows of a burdening conscience, but brought forth into the light, to be assessed and penance given. It’s a food thing you know. I’ve not nurtured any carnal desires towards Delia Smith or Nigella Lawson; rather a fascination of late in the complexities, and the creativity of a new medium beyond writing, music and art.

I suppose, if truth be known, most of us have these deep desires, and not all require fish net stockings, feather dusters and being hand cuffed to the bed. Take Beef Wellington for example. You have to undress it mentally before you can even contemplate undertaking the dish. Off comes the outer garment of the puff pastry crust, followed by the exotic mushroom corset duxelles, unmentionables in the guise of foie gras, revealing at last the seared naked fillet of best Aberdeen beef.

This romantic foreplay is an essential part of the affair. “Cherche la femme,” get to understand her and what makes her tick. Then, a clandestine foray to buy the ingredients and back to the house where, behind lowered blinds and double locked doors, the dirty deed is done in a state of the art kitchen. Might I suggest that if you are of like mindedness with this particular dish, that you add a bit of ambience or spice to it with the seductive yet gratifying additions of; a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, warm wilted winter greens and roasted fingerling potatoes with fresh herbs and garlic.

“Play it again Sam!”

Steven Hunley
06-29-2013, 07:42 PM
This was sooo satisfying, it was almost caloric!

MANICHAEAN
06-29-2013, 07:54 PM
It was fun to write Steve. I'd come across an internet cooking channel called "A Pastry Affair" and it gave me the idea.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Take care.
M.

AuntShecky
06-29-2013, 09:50 PM
The shady, illicit connotation of the word "affair" almost ruins it for the less spicy use of the word: "The dinner party was a low-key but elegant affair." One guesses that there's also a class element involved. The one-percenters hire caterers for an affair; the rest of us throw get-togethers, invariably of the B.Y.O.B. variety.

As for the narrator's fascination with Boeuf a la Wellington, it can be assumed the od cliché applies: He doesn't eat to live-- he lives to eat.

cafolini
06-29-2013, 10:14 PM
The shady, illicit connotation of the word "affair" almost ruins it for the less spicy use of the word: "The dinner party was a low-key but elegant affair." One guesses that there's also a class element involved. The one-percenters hire caterers for an affair; the rest of us throw get-togethers, invariably of the B.Y.O.B. variety.

As for the narrator's fascination with Boeuf a la Wellington, it can be assumed the od cliché applies: He doesn't eat to live-- he lives to eat.

Who could argue with my Auntie and win?

I suggest a change and an addition for dessert.

Pinot Noir, La Crema. Peaches & Cream.

Steven Hunley
06-29-2013, 10:23 PM
The shady, illicit connotation of the word "affair" almost ruins it for the less spicy use of the word: "The dinner party was a low-key but elegant affair." One guesses that there's also a class element involved. The one-percenters hire caterers for an affair; the rest of us throw get-togethers, invariably of the B.Y.O.B. variety.

As for the narrator's fascination with Boeuf a la Wellington, it can be assumed the od cliché applies: He doesn't eat to live-- he lives to eat.


This is such an apt title. After all, what is eating anyway, but the closest thing to sex? The food seduces your palate, with itself and it's presentation. The food intends to tease your taste buds mercilessly. But when you finally come in contact with it, it satisfies everyone of your senses.

The presentation may be crude or elegant. Depends on your particular appetite at that particular moment. It depends on 'what you're in the mood for'. And this culinary link also explains the appeal of the well-known eating scene in Tom Jones and other films. Somewhere on the face of the globe as we speak, some man is drinking Chateaux laFit Rothschild out of his woman's slipper. YUCK!

After all, have anyone of us ever said," I love food"? Or I love ice-cream and cake or whatever whatever. Or "I'm fond of fondue"?

Melanie
06-30-2013, 12:46 PM
.....Take Beef Wellington for example. You have to undress it mentally before you can even contemplate undertaking the dish. Off comes the outer garment of the puff pastry crust, followed by the exotic mushroom corset duxelles, unmentionables in the guise of foie gras, revealing at last the seared naked fillet of best Aberdeen beef. This romantic foreplay is an essential part of the affair. “Cherche la femme,” get to understand her and what makes her tick. Then, a clandestine foray to buy the ingredients and back to the house where, behind lowered blinds and double locked doors, the dirty deed is done in a state of the art kitchen. Might I suggest that if you are of like mindedness with this particular dish, that you add a bit of ambience or spice to it with the seductive yet gratifying additions of; a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, warm wilted winter greens and roasted fingerling potatoes...Can you whisper that in my ear in a breathy deep voice? haha. Leave the porch light on. I'm on my way and I'm bringing the dessert...deliciously luscious honey infused jewel-like oranged crumpets and lavishly marscaponed millefeuille (but nothing can match your fingerling potatoes...i love those)

cafolini
06-30-2013, 04:21 PM
I'm still waiting for the continuation of The Enemy Within. Should be very interesting.

MANICHAEAN
06-30-2013, 11:24 PM
Dear All
Thank you for your responses.
• Aunty: Shame on you dishing up a cliché, although I must confess its relevant considering my growing waistline.
• Steve: The closest thing to sex for me is the chase. In fact, there have been occasions when it’s been better than the real thing, but that’s another story to be told!
• Melanie: What do they put in your water in North Carolina? Whatever it is, mines a double!
• Cafolini: Peaches and cream? Come on, let yourself go. At the Hotel Ciragan Palace in Istanbul they serve for dessert a “Sultan’s Goldern Cake.” The dessert takes 72 hours to make and contains figs, quince, apricot and pears soaked in Jamaican Rum for 2 years. The topping contains caramel, black truffles and, as you might have guessed, a gold leaf. It also costs $1,000. I will be in the Philippines on home leave 3rd-22nd July, (barring typhoons) and have every good intention to get stuck into “The Enemy Within.”
Best regards
M.

AuntShecky
07-01-2013, 05:54 PM
Can you whisper that in my ear in a breathy deep voice? haha. Leave the porch light on. I'm on my way and I'm bringing the dessert...deliciously luscious honey infused jewel-like oranged crumpets and lavishly marscaponed millefeuille (but nothing can match your fingerling potatoes...i love those)

OMG, Melanie! Do yourself a favor. If by some extreme misfortune an obscene phone-caller asks you what you are wearing, please, please don't tell him that it's an apron.

MANICHAEAN
07-01-2013, 08:01 PM
Or as M.Monroe was reputed to have said "A smile!"

Melanie
07-02-2013, 01:02 PM
:biggrin5: :hand: :biggrin5:

AuntShecky
07-03-2013, 05:17 PM
Or as M.Monroe was reputed to have said "A smile!"

When M.M. was asked what she "had on," I thought she had said "the radio."

Buh4Bee
07-03-2013, 09:36 PM
Great thread, love the affair between the cook and the food. Too bad M.M. can serve the food with a smile.