Biggus
06-24-2013, 08:38 AM
ARE YOU WEARING A REUNION BADGE?
Are you wearing a reunion badge?
No wonder you look depressed
Steer clear of the class reunion
It will just leave you distressed
I know it was a bit of fun looking
At the old school year books
But going will just make you feel
Older than everyone else looks
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 296
Rainbow to windward
Stay indoors allday
Rainbow to leeward
Let’s go out to play
HE CERTAINLY WASN’T MUCH OF A POLICEMAN # 1
He certainly wasn’t much of a policeman
Of that there was very little doubt
His colleagues called him the station cat
Because on rainy nights he never went out
SOMEWHERE UNPRONOUNCEABLE # 1
I went on holiday to somewhere unpronounceable
Who have a novel approach to automation
You are not prohibited to own a motor car
Unless it is Red, making them a Red Car-nation
I’M THINKING ABOUT TAKING A HOLIDAY # 3
I’m thinking about taking a holiday
But I don’t know where to go
I will probably be in Doubt
It’s not for frequent flyers though
Its destination I’m unsure of
In fact I’m not sure I want to go
I’M A CRUMPET MAN
I’m a crumpet man
I don’t mind confessin’
But equally I like
Buns, baps and muffin
THE FAIR GAME
The moment I first saw her
Was at the county fair
She was in a summer dress
And fiddling with her hair
It was love at first sight
When I saw her there
She smiled at me and said
Her name was Claire
We had a nice time together
But later when she was bare
Was when we could truly say
We had all the fun of the fair
ARE YOU WEARING SHADES?
Are you wearing shades?
Yes they do look cool
Though not really suitable
And I would say as a rule
Wearing them in a cinema
Make’s you look a fool
Are you wearing a reunion badge?
No wonder you look depressed
Steer clear of the class reunion
It will just leave you distressed
I know it was a bit of fun looking
At the old school year books
But going will just make you feel
Older than everyone else looks
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 296
Rainbow to windward
Stay indoors allday
Rainbow to leeward
Let’s go out to play
HE CERTAINLY WASN’T MUCH OF A POLICEMAN # 1
He certainly wasn’t much of a policeman
Of that there was very little doubt
His colleagues called him the station cat
Because on rainy nights he never went out
SOMEWHERE UNPRONOUNCEABLE # 1
I went on holiday to somewhere unpronounceable
Who have a novel approach to automation
You are not prohibited to own a motor car
Unless it is Red, making them a Red Car-nation
I’M THINKING ABOUT TAKING A HOLIDAY # 3
I’m thinking about taking a holiday
But I don’t know where to go
I will probably be in Doubt
It’s not for frequent flyers though
Its destination I’m unsure of
In fact I’m not sure I want to go
I’M A CRUMPET MAN
I’m a crumpet man
I don’t mind confessin’
But equally I like
Buns, baps and muffin
THE FAIR GAME
The moment I first saw her
Was at the county fair
She was in a summer dress
And fiddling with her hair
It was love at first sight
When I saw her there
She smiled at me and said
Her name was Claire
We had a nice time together
But later when she was bare
Was when we could truly say
We had all the fun of the fair
ARE YOU WEARING SHADES?
Are you wearing shades?
Yes they do look cool
Though not really suitable
And I would say as a rule
Wearing them in a cinema
Make’s you look a fool