Biggus
05-29-2013, 08:41 AM
ARE YOU WEARING BREAST TIGHTENING SERUM?
Are you wearing breast tightening serum?
No of course there is no disgrace
But I do think I should point out
That you don’t put it on your face
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 291
Blow wind, blow
And go, mill, go
I heard the miller cry
But I don’t know why
He needs wind to grind
He’s clearly lost his mind
I know he has corn
To grind before dawn
And I know it’s hectic
But the Mill is electric
So he should know
If the wind did blow
The sails would be still
And it won’t turn the mill
FOUL WEATHER GOLFER
If you don’t mind playing Golf in the rain,
Snow, Storm, Tempest or a hurricane,
Then not wishing to burst your bubble
It’s not just your golf game that’s in trouble
ARE YOU WEARING AN UNDERSKIRT?
Are you wearing an underskirt?
I can see it beneath your hem
Oh its imported silk is it?
Oh yes of course I like them
21ST CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES
21st Century Nursery Rhymes
I really find are such a doddle
Though most people think
That they are a load of twaddle
But as I rapidly approach
The autumn of my days
It’s frankly just too late
For me to change my ways
WHAT’S THE POINT OF BEING AN ADULT
What’s the point of being
An adult if, when you wish
You can’t once in a while
Behave a little childish
WHEN I LIVED IN MELBOURNE
When I lived in Melbourne
I often used to wonder
Why the Local Area Network
Wasn’t called The LAN down under
COULD I TRY ON THAT PRETTY DRESS
"Could I try on that pretty dress
In the window?" she asked him
He replied "well I would prefer
That you used a cubicle madam"
Are you wearing breast tightening serum?
No of course there is no disgrace
But I do think I should point out
That you don’t put it on your face
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 291
Blow wind, blow
And go, mill, go
I heard the miller cry
But I don’t know why
He needs wind to grind
He’s clearly lost his mind
I know he has corn
To grind before dawn
And I know it’s hectic
But the Mill is electric
So he should know
If the wind did blow
The sails would be still
And it won’t turn the mill
FOUL WEATHER GOLFER
If you don’t mind playing Golf in the rain,
Snow, Storm, Tempest or a hurricane,
Then not wishing to burst your bubble
It’s not just your golf game that’s in trouble
ARE YOU WEARING AN UNDERSKIRT?
Are you wearing an underskirt?
I can see it beneath your hem
Oh its imported silk is it?
Oh yes of course I like them
21ST CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES
21st Century Nursery Rhymes
I really find are such a doddle
Though most people think
That they are a load of twaddle
But as I rapidly approach
The autumn of my days
It’s frankly just too late
For me to change my ways
WHAT’S THE POINT OF BEING AN ADULT
What’s the point of being
An adult if, when you wish
You can’t once in a while
Behave a little childish
WHEN I LIVED IN MELBOURNE
When I lived in Melbourne
I often used to wonder
Why the Local Area Network
Wasn’t called The LAN down under
COULD I TRY ON THAT PRETTY DRESS
"Could I try on that pretty dress
In the window?" she asked him
He replied "well I would prefer
That you used a cubicle madam"