A Little Bit Of Humour # 12

[Biggus]

ARE YOU WEARING A LACE UP CORSET?

Are you wearing a lace up corset?
All whale bone and string
Oh Wow it looks really sexy
But how do I get into the thing?

TAKING THE CHERRY

The Cherry Ripe bar
I have so far concluded
As one of your five a day
May definitely be included

FATHER’S DAY

Don’t forget dad on Father’s Day
A bottle of something I think
And just remember that it is you
That drives him to drink

HARE OF THE DOG

I need a bit of a pick me up
After a very boozy lunch
A “hare of the dog” is the thing
After too much Rabbit Punch

A PEOPLE PERSON

It read, “I’m a people person”
On his bumper sticker
But it actually turned out
That he was a trafficker

THERE IS A MOTH IN THE BATHROOM

There is a moth in the bathroom
Drawn towards the light
My wife was in the shower
And it gave her a bit of a fright

I don’t understand why
If they are attracted to the light
They don’t just appear
When the sun is shining bright

SALAD DODGERS

When the slot machines
Are played by those with obesity
In a life spent in the arcades
It’s the only fruit that they see

I RAN A PERSONAL BEST

I ran a personal best
In the 100 metres
And my new record is
Almost 80 metres

[cafolini]

"I don’t understand why
If they are attracted to the light
They don’t just appear
When the sun is shining bright"

It reminds me of Robin Willams: If they are psychics, why do they need a phone number?

[cacian]

"I don’t understand why
If they are attracted to the light
They don’t just appear
When the sun is shining bright"

It reminds me of Robin Willams: If they are psychics, why do they need a phone number?

They need a phone number to practice their maths.

[cafolini]

Here is Cacian in a thread he/she never posts. LOL. When you hit the Caciansclerosis hard, he/she comes in in desperate babling. He/she strives hard to preserve the illness.

[YesNo]

I enjoyed Father's Day the best, Biggus.

[Biggus]

Thanks Everyone