Why can't I milk my monkey?

[Adolescent09]

My poem inspired by the wonderful 'poet', Trinidad James:

Why can't I milk my monkey?
©Adol09

I am wearing a carpet of ashy hair and no drawers
'cuz I spent all my money on two fat beaked macaws
I applied macaws to penis and couldn't pee-pee no maw!
Mama always told me
"Hang your dream from an old tree"
But the tree that hangs from me
was stung by a mad bumble bee
makin' it a chore for my white stream
to sprinkle my seeds right in between
A queen bee's sleazy knees!

[Delta40]

I needed a smile on Easter Monday cuz there is no chocolate left in the fridge...

[Adolescent09]

I needed a smile on Easter Monday cuz there is no chocolate left in the fridge...

Ah Delta, showing a toothy grin at least twice a day should be required by law!

Where are the people who write and sign petitions when you need them? :p

[Delta40]

I'd waggle my denture at you but my webcam is down

[cafolini]

How could the monkey milk his monkey? And the donkey? LOL