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Adolescent09
03-27-2013, 01:06 PM
"We're sorry, Holiness can't take your call. Please hold"
by Adol09

The dell grew livid since the sun was rude. Coffins of grass sought Heaven's pity, but He was busy. Apparently, divine stock plummets in the midst of bartered souls. The tenants of these lonesome lands fed their fate to white-filled cubes with spots. Didn't anyone tell them that Dalmatians are hard to train?

cafolini
03-27-2013, 01:25 PM
"We're sorry, Holiness can't take your call. Please hold"
by Adol09

The dell grew livid since the sun was rude. Coffins of grass sought Heaven's pity, but He was busy. Apparently, divine stock plummets in the midst of bartered souls. The tenants of these lonesome lands fed their fate to white-filled cubes with spots. Didn't anyone tell them that Dalmatians are hard to train?

Your call is important to us. ROFLMAO!!

AuntShecky
03-27-2013, 05:17 PM
Wait. Which Holiness do you mean, the new one or emeritus? Do either or both of them have God on speed dial? I bet you it's an unlisted number.