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WolfLarsen
03-20-2013, 08:51 PM
The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Donkeys at Uncle Sam's Whorehouse
Part 16 of the musical by Wolf Larsen

And then there's an announcement throughout the theater. "Ladies and gentlemen! Now for the moment you've all been waiting for! The star of the show! It's Rush Limboing-boing! The great radio commentator and God of the Right!"

Everyone on stage claps enthusiastically and sings: "It's the God of the right!"

Rush Limboing-boing is rolled on stage in a combination huge toilet/royal throne. It’s the most royal toilet you've ever seen!

Rush Limboing-boing begins singing: "Let me tell you about the evils of liberalism and feminism and socialism and black people-ism! It's the liberals who put all the moons in the strawberries! Oh devil-worshiping coffeemakers! It's the feminists who put all the coffee in the sky! Oh my my my! And the minorities are absolutely flying the country into a butterfly-dandelion-bee! Oh fwaap! Oh foop! And as I take these pills – lots of pills! – I see socialism growing like fungus – yes fungus! – all over the walls of this red white & blue zoo! Socialism in our coffee! Socialism is now in the spaghetti! We should launch a universe-extraterrestrial-wide boycott of spaghetti and coffee! Oh give me some more of those pills!"

The saxophone sings: "Oh those piiiiilllllllss! Lots of pilllllsssss!”

Everyone on stage gets on their knees before Rush Limboing-boing. They all sing: "We all worship you Rush Limboing-boing! We want to learn how to vomit in the toilet just like Ann Coulterbleeeaaauuugh! We want to be as skinny as the skeletons in the cemetery and Ann Coulterbleeeaaauuugh! Down with the wild raspberries of socialism! Up up up with Rush Limboing-boing & pills & vomiting in the toilet like the right-wing gods and goddesses of the airwaves!"

The saxophone sings: "RighT-wiiiiing gOds & gOddesses of the airwaaaaveS!"

Then the announcer gets up. He sings: "And now ladies and gentlemen I have an even bigger star for you all!"

Rush Limboing-boing screams out angrily: "HOW CAN ANYONE BE BIGGER THAN ME?!"

The announcer sings: "John ****ing Kennedy has arisen from the dead!"

Copyright 2012 by Wolf Larsen

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ResQ2qL77l4&list=UUw-Lz8gKEkwiEhO8L65UDmQ&index=1

Steven Hunley
03-20-2013, 09:34 PM
Wolf-you are one unique fellow and writer. More power to ya'!

Gilliatt Gurgle
03-20-2013, 11:00 PM
Sorry Wolf, but I think the southern version is better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcxYwwIL5zQ

YesNo
03-21-2013, 01:32 AM
I enjoyed the video. It make more sense than Finnegans Wake.

cacian
03-21-2013, 04:44 AM
I enjoyed the video. It make more sense than Finnegans Wake.

it sue does.
YesNo how is it going with Finnegan?

cacian
03-21-2013, 04:46 AM
Oh Wolf what is that squared green and red circle in the middle object in the background. I see it but I can't if you see what I mean. :)

hillwalker
03-21-2013, 05:30 AM
Now it all makes sense. Love the background noises (the car horns) by the way. The drivers seem to be in tune with your unique art.

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WolfLarsen
03-21-2013, 10:21 AM
Now it all makes sense. Love the background noises (the car horns) by the way. The drivers seem to be in tune with your unique art.

H

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Somebody asked about a green square with a red circle. I don't know what it is.

Thank you all for commenting!

cacian
03-21-2013, 03:16 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Somebody asked about a green square with a red circle. I don't know what it is.

Thank you all for commenting!

LOL you do not know what that is haha it looked like a cd box for a minute but then I don't know ;)

Shaman_Raman
03-21-2013, 04:46 PM
You should try shouting your emotions too. Like take Hercules over here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY

cacian
03-21-2013, 05:13 PM
Is that what Hercules looks like? I thought him different looking.:rolleyes5:
Anyway why disappointed( don't have computer sound).
With a name like Hercules one needs never to be disappointed or am I missing the point?

Shaman_Raman
03-21-2013, 06:15 PM
Without sound you really can't get the humor to it.

Delta40
03-22-2013, 04:51 AM
Lmao shaman. Wolf I was distracted a little by your constant referral to the script. You really need to have both hands free for that kind of performance...

YesNo
03-22-2013, 07:35 PM
it sue does.
YesNo how is it going with Finnegan?

By just a count of words alone, I think have read and heard more by Wolf than I have so far of Finnegans Wake. I like Wolf's writing better.

Steven Hunley
03-22-2013, 09:48 PM
Wolf's is definitely more fun. And talk about fun, he found Litnet right when I was reading the Sea Wolf by Jack London, and watching the movie with Edward G Robinson. Seriously!

Buh4Bee
03-22-2013, 11:03 PM
Love the NYC horns and the call for freedom. I get your act, well done, and very amusing.

cacian
03-23-2013, 06:55 AM
By just a count of words alone, I think have read and heard more by Wolf than I have so far of Finnegans Wake. I like Wolf's writing better.

LOL I guess one has sound and the others just words. I admire your tenacity and vigour YesNo. I gave up with Finnegan a long time ago oh the shame :nonod: :p